... Whenever I have to be on stage, however, I bend down my head and shut my eyes so people can't see me ...
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... Whenever I have to be on stage, however, I bend down my head and shut my eyes so people can't see me ...
...that time in grade school many years ago. It was soo embarrassing when...
...to put my costume on after I took my regular clothes off. The whole audience...
...roared with laughter, all pointing in my direction. In response I...
...broke into tears. It never occurred to me to...
start dancing a little jig. It seemed to work pretty well for that Ashlee Simpson girl on Saturday Night Live. If only...
...I could have an appearance on SNL. Of course I'd have to be famous, and we know that's not going to happen because...
...at the end of the day, fame is more fleeting than a moth when the light goes out. Better to entertain...
your family by falling off the ladder or hitting your thumb with a hammer while hanging a picture ...
...of your grandmother's deceased pet hamster, Milly. She was very attached to her, so...
...she yelled at me for hurting her only picture of Elmo (the hamster), and I...
cowered into the corner of my room. Until the point he came and....
told me that my antics were amusing thus far, but I'd be far better off ...
...joining the circus as a sideshow act because...
when I cross my eyes they make me look wall-eyed, which is just the thing that ....