because it's italian
why does one forget things?
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because it's italian
why does one forget things?
You have to sometimes.
What the hell are birds singing about?
Boy meets Girl, same as everyone else.
What do midges live on when they're not eating me?
Scotsmen and tourists.
What happened to the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
The leprechaun got to it before you did.
Why does icecream have to be cold?
It lacks passion.
Why are headaches such a drag?
'Cuz when you get your toncils out you have need something cold and soothing.
Because of the pain
Why do you just keep eating peanuts and cannot stop?
LOL how did you guess haha
why does a star shoot?
Because it's too selfish to pass.
Why is it so very Monday today?
To make us appreciates the very Friday days.
Why do you just keep eating peanuts and cannot stop?
I don't but those who do will have to when they run out. :D Maybe they were all Bluetits in a different life...
Why do leprechauns have all the gold?
Because leprechauns love hedging against the stock market.
Where is that silver lining?
Too expensive; it's now aluminum.
Why do men prefer flat TVs but round boobs?
Because they don't grope TVs
Why do fairys live at the bottoms of gardens?
Cuz fairies love bottoms.
Why do falls fall in love?