Pam

The PAM eats only cornstarch and the water from tuna cans.

The PAM has a massive collection of wooly boogers that she shows proudly to all her guests

The PAM melts peanut butter and dips her raw turnip pieces into it... :alien:

The Pam melts plastic because she likes the way the fumes smell.

the pam lives down in a valley because the pam is gothic.

the PAM live in a dirty old green lake filled with slime. ewwww!

The PAM painted her teeth with nailpolish, just for a new look! :lol:

The PAM is living proff that all old black-n-white film stars are not dead...just kinda look that way...

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The PAM is living proof that you don't need to be nice to have friends.

The PAM was so excited about her birthday that she ate the candles off the cake, without so much as blowing them out! :lol:

The PAM uses vegetable shortening as shampoo.

Which to judge by her flowing blonde locks works well. Perhaps the PAM should give it a try, if she can find the comb and brush she lost in her, ah, fur..., hence this disguise...

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the pam has the worst kind of dragon breath (has that one been done before?) It smells like onions (he he)

The PAM has a bowl cut.


Thanks Pen - I think you foundmy next avatar!

The pam always hits her/himself when they play baseball!