there isn't one
how do you know when someone is thinking?
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there isn't one
how do you know when someone is thinking?
They stop talking.
At what point does the future become the present?
Too late; it's already in the past.
Why ask why?
Because if you don't, there's a three year old out there who will.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Let the taste buds tell you
Why worry over burnt toast?
Because it indicates you've flown too close to the sun.
Does the wind stop?
Not until it gets where its going.
What's the reciprocal of Pie?
7/22.
What does PhD stand for?
Tons of school and stuff like that.
How long will it take flying fish to become birds?
Until I write my thesis.
Why is it difficult to talk while you're typing?
It's easy - look (type type, talkity talk, chat, type, chat:yawnb:)
What is the reason for a monobrow/middle eyebrow?
sorry I don't know what you mean
why is something faster then another?
I don't know.
Why do some dolphins go solo?
they like the feeling of it
why does it get windy?
Because people eat Brussels spouts
Why do people eat pizzas?