Electric: Marketing word for "batteries not included."
Frantic:
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Electric: Marketing word for "batteries not included."
Frantic:
Frantic: Frantic Comes Alive was one of the epoch making albums of the 1970s, spawning hits that were played in perpetuity, and turning then obscure (in America, at any rate) guitarist Peter Frantic into a mega superstar. Everyone had that album in their collection, and the lengthy live version of Do You Feel Like I Do appearing on the record became an anthem one heard all over for years to come. Wait, what? Frampton! Sorry. Peter Frampton. I keep making that mistake.
Avuncular:
Avuncular: (usually plural: Avunculars) Those things you put a shiny Liberty quarter in to magnify the sights from afar viewed from the top of the Empire State building.
Spectacles:
Spectacles: Extraordinarily sensitive organs responsible for sperm production in the male of the species. Shaped like orbs, they hang away from the body in a sack known as the scrotum, in order to slightly lower their temperature, which in turn boosts semen production. A willingness to tenderly receive said sack in the oral cavity was once viewed as the mark of a virtuous maiden. Sadly, this tradition has--what? I misread what? Oh, spectacles! Sorry.
Elven:
Elven: 1) Tragic misspelling of "eleven" 2) Old English for a fairy or elf-- the Elven Kind, which now only exist in fantasy stories and blockbuster movies directed by Peter Jackson
Scoff:
Scoff: What you put on to keep the wind off your neck. (You didn't think I was going to let that one past, did you?)
Murphy Bed:
Murphy Bed: A bed that if anything can go wrong with it, such as folding up with you in it, will happen. It is called a Murphy Bed after Murphy's Law
Bedbug:
Bedbug: Contributes willingly and happily to the production of Murphy Beds
Unconstitutional:
Unconstitutional: cheese, famously, and any other foods which interfere with one's constitution, forcing one to go for an evening stroll an have two prunes before bed.
European crested tit:
European crested tit: A botched boob job 2)a bird which belongs to the family of Paridés
Phantasmagoria:
Phantasmagoria: The varied denizens of the supernatural world, who work for our downfall with their dark powers. These include ghosts, vampires, demons, spirits, poltergeists and tax inspectors.
Mania:
Mania:. The love of hair
Whistle
Loki: I should start the list with the tax inspectors. The others are much less predatory.
Mania:You can`t stop doing it over and over again. Some manias are harmless others less so.
Hourglass:
Hourglass: No one in the family knew who started the tradition of calling it "our glass," but it had been passed around so many times over three generations that it had acquired an almost genetic resemblance to our matriarch.
Whistle, since Danik dun neglected it
Whistle: an eerie method dogs have of harassing women without actually making a sound.
Catcall