Don't you know you are part of the cast?
What animal would you want to be if you were an animal in the circus?
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Don't you know you are part of the cast?
What animal would you want to be if you were an animal in the circus?
Homo sapiens.
Would you hug a naked cow?
no, only chocolate.
Why are apples compared to oranges?
They are both kinda fruity!
Why do we never hear about the Dog Days of Winter?
True enough - and why only Dog Day Afternoon.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
One word: Braille
Why haven't the Cubs been able to win a championship in over 100 years?
They haven't matured to be Bears yet.
Where's Perry?
In the forest of birds.
Where's the kettle?
not ready yet
what did you say?
I said, "TAKE YOUR HEADPHONES OFF AND LOOK OUT FOR THE EDGE OF--!"
Why is autumn also called "fall", but spring not called "grow"?
Because it is also called bounce.
What is a stupid question?
Please find the examples above.
Why do people get aggressive when all they have to do is to look stupid?
Falls back on their stupidity.
Why do only fools fall in love?-or so the song goes.
'Cause the wise always rise in love.
Why is justice depicted as a blind lady with a balance?
The blidfold is there so she can't see how heavily weighted the scales are by chequebooks.
What's the difference between right and wrong?