Pam

The PAM was stood in the corner because the office she works for is too cheap to actually buy potted plants...

the PAM is actually a dog who has a face of a cat, a tail of a fish, and is all gums no teeth. (it's a sight to see him eat)

the pam is the one who curse P-dragon into that horrible shape :)

ah, and i called you my friend?! :lol: PAM is one of my very good friends.

And then, how's that insulting?

true... let me think of something good... the PAM me would only know of this curse for she herself was the originator by putting it on herself. it dublicated thrice over her and is far to foul to describe on this webpage. (it fits you terribly well) :)

The pam thinks she's so funny that everytime she goes to the litnet she wears bright green dentures, a yellow banana hat and yellow eyeshadow on her cheeks

The PAM has a very large collection of styrofoam cups and plates.

the pam only eats chocolate covered shrimp.

The PAM dips her shrimp in toothpaste

I'm alergic to shrimp: how dare you!

The pam eats bees with her dinner.

No, but I hear that they are good with ramen, baki! Ha Ha, take that! :lol:

*Gasps!* Thou has insulted the RAMEN! Ninjas! kill her!

Pam has made thousands of ramen-fanatics her mortal enemies!

Baki is obsessed with goats... she has a goat pillow, a jacket made out of goat hair, she sleeps in a goat room, and painted on her house is a giant goat.

Well, let me just say that would do hell to my allergies.

Pam collects dried fish!