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Whee, I get to kill Bakiryu once again! :lol:

Bakiryu was so determined never to fall in love (she thought it could kill you, that's why) that she isolated herself from everyone and died of loneliness instead :(

Friday The 13th For Shutrgal

Shurtgal refused to grow up, as we all know,
But Time has a way of passing right along—
You can live in you delusions but the fact is that you grow,
And “When You Wish Upon a Star” makes a better song.
Shurtgal stalked about declaring “I won’t grow up!”
Meanwhile, the world went on as the world is wont to do.
And while Shurtgal had tea with imaginary creatures and stuff,
The modern world enclosed her as a spider might do.
Shurtgal suddenly snapped out of her trance, and said with a scream,
“Why are these awful things suddenly outside of my flat?
I never seen anything so horrible, not even in the worst of my dreams!
My God, can someone please tell me, just what is that!”
And as she stood with hands shaking pointing out of the window pane,
A speeding car jumped the freeway overpass right into her, so she was slain…

Pendragon
© 7/13/07

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AnnaMariah wandered deep, deep within the the Finnish Woods in the middle of the bloody winter and Annamariah was found a hundred years later as an extremely enchanting ice sculpture

toni died from being on litnet to long.

Shurtugal died of heart attack when she saw Billy Gilman sing live! :lol:

toni died when she found out i was dating billy.

Shurtgual died when Bakiryu killed her for dating billy. :lol: :lol: :lol:

we both died when we realized that we are being to much like teenagers.

True. I sound younger than I should :blush:

I watched you sit down at your computer Ryu, I watched you post this and as I looked at you through the scope of my sniper rifle, I thought to myself, "Maybe I should post this as how Ryu died with lead in her head and the last of the round in computer."

Then I realized that without Ryu, i wouldn't have someone to kill me back and to debate with.

X didn't die but was infected by a computer virus that transformed him into a sweet young man, lover of all things pink, specially bunnies, flowers, perfume and candy. He's now a joyful, optimistic person. In other words.....

He's dead in life.

"oh no, i've become a prep, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (falls over screaming at his computer, watches in terror as a pink shirt with the word Hollister replaces his real shirt), i'm becoming noticeable, ghostliness fading, becoming solid, can't blend in anymore", in a final act of desperation he pleads with Ryu, "spare me oh kind Ryu, i never thought you would deliver such a low blow as that, you are truly a master of torture."

Ryu, arrogant from the victory, opened a champagne bottle, the cork shot off and in a freak coincidence, ricocheted off the wall into her throat, causing her to choke to death on it.

oh yeah, thanks for the advice to watch Full metal alchemist, it's fricken sweet, Al Elric rocks!

But them all world-wide preps noticed that X wasn't truly a born-prep and attacked with their evil prep powers. He was chocked to death by a GAP shirt!


(*dances* I told you so! I told you so! Fullmetal Alchemist Rocks!!! (Watch Bleach next is almost as good: specially the huge, killer SWORDS!!!))

thank goodness, i'd rather be dead than be a prep. but a gap shirt, why couldn't you have made something i actually where, like old navy?

the bleach characters come to life and kill ryu with their killer swords which she loves

X of Death

Well, I got me a brand-new Naginata,
It’s been calling out my name—
Love of battle in that bladed mantra,
And it just won’t go away.
The window shatters in the night—
A Ninja with a scarlet face:
You’d think he’d learned to be quiet—
I guess he was too full of rage.
He picked the wrong place to strike—
This is the House of Many Blades.
That Naginata did just as I like—
There’s not much left of him to save.
Here’s a warning to Ninjas everywhere:
Don’t end up like old Silent X here…

Pendragon
© 7/15/07

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After Pen "finished me off" he went over to his computer. he turned it on to proclaim to all of litnet in various words and flutters of his literary expertise how he killed the infamous X. He saw that he had a new e-mail. Contained in the e-mail was a video clip of a person swathed entirely in black, with a X emblazoned on all clothing and the background, "What you saw was an illusion, nothing more."
"Be more prepared next time." said the video and a suit of armor right behind Pen. Turning and remembering the day it was delivered, two years ago, how the men carrying it said it was heavier than it should have been. sudden realization showed in Pen's eyes as the suit moved with lightning speed and buried a lance in Pen's stomach, and then finished the literary warrior off with a swift knife to the throat that had been hidden underneath the suit wrist joint. Standing back on the pedestal from which it came, it froze. A dark substance poured from it and formed into the man in the video, treading without a sound, X left and was thought to have positioned himself near a rock music concert. Blending into the crowd, he gradually shed his clothes until he had on a black shirt with a red biohazard sign spray painted on and a pair of olive green cargoes, he had retrieved what he had come for and now he was leaving.

=Double poste=

X died in his nightmare after prolonged staring at a photo of an unknown "Angel" with -dig this, X - has streaks on her hair that is "very pink". :lol:

haha, X who had been photoshopping this picture for toni, decided to screw up her face and send it to her, she died of embarrassment

~woo~ X died of guilt when he learned that he didn't give his best for the photoshopped photo for toni and commited hara-kiri..:(

then when toni learned that it was the best work he's ever done, just for her, she killed herself out of guilt for being to harsh on poor X

(snickering) yeah right, i wouldn't feel bad about that

I would only kill you virtually, X:D

Unfortunately, toni saw the photos and abhored it with a passion and cursed X to death that he died of shame.


that is just a joke , X dont take me seriously:lol: I know I'll like it ;)

Toni commuted suicide by burning herself on a pire made with photographs of MCR after she learned of x's death. :)

seeing toni burning on the pire, X leaped into action, grabbing bakiryu, he used her like a large bat, beating down the flames. needless to say, ryu died, and toni survived to love X's pics for her

Bakiryu, angry for being used as a mat drowned X on her tears of sorrow. :bawling:

Baki, one night when she had trouble sleeping, looked out her window, and what do you know.... it was a band of gypsies playing haunting music just down the street. No one else seemed to hear them, mind you. She opened her window just a crack and CRASH.

The next thing she knew she was tied up and thrown into the back of the wagon and ....

Apparently there is a mournful song that marked the occasion. Poor little Baki..

Gypsy Road

The Gypsies came down like wolves on the fold,
Playing sweet-sad music upon lutes and guitars.
Dressed in rumpled finery, with earrings of solid gold,
They rolled down darkened streets from afar.
A maiden glanced out of her window at the sight,
Of the wagons and people as they passed her by.
And she was never seen again after that starry night.
Though ‘tis said in the darkness came two muffled cries.
Two? Aye, two. Bartender, pass me another mug of draft,
The tales from the camps of the Roms, are poignant and true.
I tell you no lies, my man, what are you, daft?
There was not one kidnapping, fool, there were two!
The camps of the Gypsies had two new dancers for a time:
One gal with white hair, one blonde; they have since both died.

Pendragon
© 7/16/07

Uncle Pen perished (:bawling:) while he was training toni to become a warrior (like a sensei Pen!) toni dorkily thrust her sword forward where her Sensei was standing, to impress him and aiming to miss Uncle Pen by inches. But the incredibly daft toni pointed at her sensei's heart.:(

toni felt so bad that she commited suicied by drinking poison... how everyone on litnet cried over the two very nice people who where there no longer to make me laugh.

Shurtgal among them couldn't resist the sorrow and cried herself to death.

(I love the Gypsies Poem Pendragon! So cool!)

ryu, in her vampire state went into a bloodlust and they had to call in VAn helsing to eliminate her, (Van Helsing RULES!)

x died when he found out that Van helsing died. it was a shocking death. what he did was play his music so loud up in a tree that he fell of and plunged to his death.

Shurtugal went to Portugal, where she died.

The hellbeast inside shalot awakened and ate itself from inside out :)

baki got punched in the face from shalot, after she desribed her death.

Shurtugal died of fright when she saw Gerard Way all bloody and messy singing "I gaaaave youuu blood, blood, gallons of the stuff.....":P

Toni died after she discovered Gerard had drowned in his own sweet, sweet blood.

shalot and shurtugal adn baki all died when tehy were having a massive brawl, not getting a bclear shot, X laser painted the targetand had a bomb dropped in the middle of the fightsorry shurtugal adn shalot, you didn't die, yiu weree thought dead cause you were unconcious, the bomb landed right on baki's head, kinda hard tp srvive that

Silent, snickering away to himself about the massive deaths listed above, had his head tilted back, laughing louder and louder. Suddenly, he felt a bone wrenching jolt of pain ripple through his entire body, then the coppery taste of blood....

The last thing he recalled is slowly slipping, slipping, slipping away.... he had walked right into a metal wall, sending himself to the promised land....

Paws, forgetting that it was bear season, thinking it was wabbit or duck season, was shot by Elmer Fudd.... HaHahHah....