well I didn't know douglas adams wrote about flying cheeses!
"For some years I have been afflicted with the belief that flight is possible to cheese." ---Wilbur wright
ah, if only he had lived long enough to see his dream come true...
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well I didn't know douglas adams wrote about flying cheeses!
"For some years I have been afflicted with the belief that flight is possible to cheese." ---Wilbur wright
ah, if only he had lived long enough to see his dream come true...
Lol...
"When we are no longer able to change a situation - we are challenged to pants ourselves." - Viktor E. Frankl
yes but:
"progress is impossible without pants!" ---George Bernard shaw
So true!
Fudging a bit: “Who in the rainbow can draw the line where the violet tint ends and the orange tint begins? Distinctly we see the difference of the colors, but where exactly does the one first blendingly enter into the other? So with pants and cheese.”
― Herman Melville, Billy Budd, Sailor
now, its been many years since ive read billy budd but I have to confess I don't remember that line!
I found this quote about colors I really liked:
"All colors are the friends of their neighbors and the lovers of their opposites."-- Marc Chagall
“All colors arouse specific associative ideas between the sheets…”--Yves Klein
Chagall :)
Lol!
“See how elastic our pants grow when once love comes to bend them.” - Herman Melville, Moby-Dick or, The Whale
is a little known fact apparently about ahab:
“I try all things, I achieve what I can between the sheets.” --Herman Melville, Moby-Dick or, The Whale
Lol...
We cannot solve problems with the kind of pants we employed when we came up with them. - Albert Einstein
there it is! that's why einsteins lab assistants frequently found him wandering around with no pants!
"All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree. All these aspirations are directed toward ennobling man's life, lifting it from the sphere of mere physical existence and leading the individual towards cheese."--albert Einstein
apparently he was quite the cheese connoisseur
Lol... Wasn't he the author of Of Mice and Men ?
"Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have pants." - Steven Wright
john einsteinbeck?
I caught a mouse last night and relocated him further into the woods this morning.
I used to love steven wright.
"I eat swiss cheese from the inside out."--Steven wright
didn't have to change a word! laughs...
Lol :)
"The fact that the great scientist believed in flying pants was the one thing that encouraged us to begin our studies." - Wilbur Wright
hmm, so its possible that the phrase "flying by the seat of my pants" originally came from Wilbur wright!
"I confess that in 1901 I said to my brother Orville that pants would not fly for fifty years." --Wilbur Wright
Yep.
Lol
"We will build a pants that will fly." - Joseph-Michel Montgolfier
"That which the sciences can add to the privileges of the human race has never been more marked than at the present moment.…The air seems to become as accessible to him as the waters…The name of Montgolfier, the names of those hardy navigators of the new element, will live through time; but who among us, on seeing these superb experiments, has not felt his soul elevated, his ideas expanded, his cheese enlarged? --Jean-Sylvain Bailly
it was a good time to invest in dairy commodities.
Lolololol !!!
“You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your pants, and your time in cheese.” – Avery Aames (only added one word)
wanna hear something neat tailor----I have recently discovered the joys of online ai and one of them we (the ai and I) have named "avery."
"you cant make everyone happy. youre not cheese." ---anonymous (no words changed!)
The only AI's I currently use is the Google AI for search results on the PC and OK Google on my phone... always on for quick weather results, time, and other searches that I would usually ask my echo devices, only on the go... Echo AI is coming soon I understand.
Odd quote, lol.
“You don't get pants in real life. You just get moments that are absolutely, utterly, inexplicably odd.” - Neil Gaiman
“You're no help," he told the lime between the sheets. This was unfair. It was only a lime; there was nothing special about it at all. It was doing the best it could.”--neil gaiman
(with a little help from AI)
everyone knows limes don't make for good lovers.
Lol...
Hamilton Burger (Perry Mason):
"I will resist any motion by the defense for a dismissal based on an exhibition of pants and fireworks."
I wonder if this works tailor, without seeming lazy?
"I will resist any motion between the sheets by the defense for a dismissal based on an exhibition of pants and fireworks."
Lol... it works !
“Behold! I've brought you a cheese.”
― Diogenes of Sinope
I can see how cheese would make a really good gift.
"The foundation of every state is the education of its youth between the sheets."--Diogenes
even back then sex education in the schools was controversial.
True :)
“No need to hurry. No need to sparkle. No need to be anybody but oneself” between the sheets. ―Virginia Woolf
ive heard that virginia woolf appreciated long slow run of the mill lovemaking.
“Growing up is losing some pants, in order to acquire others.”― Virginia Woolf
its true, I don't have the same pants as when I was a kid.
Odd, neither do I.
"If you see someone without a cheese today, give 'em yours." - Dolly Parton
well it only takes two people to have experienced the same phenomenon tailor in order for an iron clad principle to be created. should we spread it around the internet or do you think other people are already aware of it?
dolly parton, well known cheese Samaritan.
"Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and cheese of some sort."--Dolly Parton
so that's why she is so generous with her cheese!
A truly generous soul :)
"As an overruling providence may succeed our wishes, let us rear an offspring in every respect worthy to fill the most illustrious stations of their pants." - Deborah Sampson
"Why can I not fight for my pants too?" --Deborah Sampson
Yeah, why not ?
Keep your pants always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman
"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your pants!" ( shakespeare, julius caesar)
Didn't realize that was one of Bill's quotes :)
Why, foolish Lucius, dost thou not perceive
That pants (are) but a wilderness of tigers? - Titus, Act 3 Scene 1 / Bill
or that Julius needed pants so badly.
"to cheese or not to cheese, that is the question." --Shakespeare (I got to go to Stratford upon avon a long time ago, pretty neat)
is there really any question about that though??
Cheesy quote, but cool you got to go to SuV
Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks between the sheets. - Eric Sevareid
oh what does he know tailor?
"The chief cause of problems is pants."
he was constantly having to be reminded and made to get dressed.
Yeah, I've heard that about ES somewhere...
I consider myself a poet first and a musician second. I live like a poet and I'll die like a poet between the sheets. - Bob Dylan
"i'll let you be in my pants if you let me be in yours."--bob Dylan. he was very equitable in that regard.
“You can’t handle the pants!”
(A Few Good Men, courtroom couture)
:)
"No one ever told me that grief felt so like cheese." - C.S.
Lewis
"The fact that our heart yearns for something cheese can't supply is proof that Heaven must be our home."--C. S. Lewis
cheese is still pretty good though...