because if we all got along we wouldn't have enemies and if we had no enemies we wouldn't have anything to judge true friendship on.
why do I have to get off?
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because if we all got along we wouldn't have enemies and if we had no enemies we wouldn't have anything to judge true friendship on.
why do I have to get off?
because afterr spending the amount of time on the computer that you have it is time for you to go back into the world you live in...
Why does time go by so slow when we want it to go fast and vice versa?
because really it doesn't it's all a trick of the head- when you want time to go fast you constantly watch the clock which makes it seem like it is slow and when you want it to go slow you rarely watch the clock and it seems like it goes fast.
Why do clocks go tick tock and not tock tick?
I think because long ago when clocks where invented the inventor planned to have it tock tick but right when he put it all together he got startled at the last minute because his tea kettle went off and even though he planned to change it after he had his lunch his wife liked it so much he kept it...
Why do we like watching movies?
You have heard of 'subliminal messages"? That’s way. You need to complement Pendragon. You need to compliment Pendragon. You need to….
Why are all the good movies on TV at the same time? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ne/enraged.gif
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It is a conspiracy first put to practice by the guys who wanted people to buy TiVo.
Why do cyclists have to look so funny?
Because there is no way to look cool on a unicycle.
Whats under my bed?
Just a depressed, former TV-Star alligator.
Which is the most ancient proverb?
the one with gray hairs...
why does grass grow so fast in the spring and summer?
The grass has to grow fast because during the summer and spring, invisible dragons munch away all night long, and so there must be continual growth, and speedy, to keep these fearsome beasts happy.
Why do I think I have things figured out, only to find that I am not even close to what is and what isn't?
because you are not an alien/ zealot/brainwashed numptie
Why does winter seem so long and then .... suddenly it's gone?
Because Spring gets fed up with all the waiting to be her turn and anihilates Winter in cold blood. So much for "season of life".
If a talking lava lamp insulted you, how would you react?
With astonishment and a prompt pulling of the plug.
Why are candy canes striped?
Because they are Waldo's canes.
Why doesn't a peanut taste like peas and nuts?
cause then they wouldn't taste good
why do people laugh when they hear something funny?
Because they have been brainwashed to do so ever since birth.
Who was the first person to look at two trees and think, 'this is a great place to have a swing'?
It wasn't actually a person, but rather, it was The Little Engine That Could. He thought that he could make a swing, and thus, a swing was invented.
Why is door hinge the only thing that rhymes with orange?
'Binge' would have attended the "We Rhyme With 'Orange'!" party, had it not been for the hangover from the alcohol drinking the night before. (check word 'binge' to understand this answer better :p)
When is the second coming of Christ anyway?
soon and very soon.....is that how the song goes????
Song? Oh ... I was always taught that those words were inscribed on the inner panel of Pandora's box, and to prove it, one must open the box...
Why does a tire store smell so pungent that one can get choked by it?
So you will be that much more enticed to buy those little air fresheners by the cash register.
Why does my wrist hurt?
Your wrist hurts from too many attempts of Paganini on the violin! (If you have heard some of Paganini's stuff, you will well see why!) ;)
Why are so many people caught up in the goings on in Fake Wrestling Arenas? You know, the fake wrestling that one 'sees' on tv...?? :lol:
Take a dive off the top rope through a table onto a bed of tacks and tell me that you "faked" it. "Predetermined outcome" is the words you are looking for. The moves are real enough and they really get hurt. That's why so many die from drug overdoses (pain meds and steriods), and injuries (broken necks, internal injuries, etc.) Why people get so tied up in it, your guess is as good as mine...
Why do so many people over explain things?
Because their brains are full of bits and pieces of useful information and if it is not shared, then it can overflow the brain and cause the person to suffer bouts of speechlessness.
Why aren't bartenders paid more since they are the neighborhood shrink? (remember -- this is: Ask a Stooooopid Question, and that IS one...)
maybe because they chose to be bartenders not shrinks
What is the meaning of life?
the meaning and purpose of life is internet forums and post counts, isn't it?. When will I be able to get the whole game section filled up with the oh so interesting contributions of Shalot?
Why do Tom and Jerry always fight?
They seriously got an overdose of the Three Stooges...
Why is there such a demand for old re-runs on television?
The new runs aren't as fast as the old.
Why do black felines sleep more than grey?
(I didn't know that...)
Because black cats more often get a blackout. Yeah? :lol:
Why do bubbles appear whenever we boil water?
Because if they didn't, James Watt would have made us push lunks of rolling steel instead of the lunks of rolling steel pushing us.
Why do male yorkies urinate in circles?
You have a way, dude. You seriously have. :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Adolescent09
You have a lot of pets, don't you? Because the female ones don't urinate at all and these males are trying to get them jealous by doing these stunts.Quote:
Why do male yorkies urinate in circles?
What does adolescent mean?
[QUOTE=Laindessiel;355156]You have a way, dude. You seriously have.QUOTE]
I mean it's ridiculously true though... Think about it :p
It means "a doll" throwing fluore"scent" lamps at the floor and then wondering why it breaks.
Why is red bull yellow?
A Red Bull is yellow because of this: Garbage In Garge Out....
Got it? What goes in must come out.....:p
Why am I still awake?
because your avatar's open pasted blue eyes never shut like yours aren't shutting right now, and its Friday night. I usually stay up till 4 in the morning on Friday nights..
Why did the corpulent cow grow wings and ascend over China's great wall?
Uhhhh, ta get to the other side? **drum roll**
Why did the internet become so addictive?
Because the intern got his arm trapped in a tarantula's net and said "Hey let's spin around", so that he, along with the adhered net were so fettered together that the two words intern and net soon became internnet and the intern twisted himself until he realized he was anachraphobic (sp?) in the spider's net and the n in net got bounced out so it became internet and we are all so addicted to interns and nets that we log on to big boxed screens to see the same episode on repetitious visits.
Why did the fly say "hi" to the wasp and get offended?
'Cause flies and wasps don't mix.
Why did the fox leap over walking cashmere?
She was jealous of the one that ate sour grapes, not realizing that that canine died of the cramps.http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...milies/fox.gif
Doesn't that sound like a http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...es/Rooster.gif & http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ane/cattle.gif story to you http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Kane/acc31.gif
bulls never gever get rammed by cocks.
Do bulls and cocks ever ram into anything?