Hyacinth's hill
Whoops, looks like a few of those peasants were left behind. They stick a false pointy nose on Hyacinth's face and prepare to dunk her in a duck pond. During all the mayhem, I take possesion of...
My hill!
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Hyacinth's hill
Whoops, looks like a few of those peasants were left behind. They stick a false pointy nose on Hyacinth's face and prepare to dunk her in a duck pond. During all the mayhem, I take possesion of...
My hill!
Kathy's hill!!
Kathy is indecisive about her favorite colour. Pity.
MY HILL!!
Robin's Hill.
Robin is confused about which hill is being contested. While he sits on his hill over there, I claim that THE hill that we are all interested in is now
My Hill!
Kelly's Hill:
Kelly is so utterly confused that he thinks some little slope that he is sitting on is the hill all the litnet members covet. So sorry, but the action is all on
My Hill!
kathys hill
while everyone is distracted talking about which hill is the real one i sneak over and steal the almighty hill
MY HILL!!
litrocks hill
I wack litrocks over the head with a large volume of Shakespeares works. It faints, but comes to quickly, and seeing the prized book, runs off to find a quiet place to study.
My hill
RJ's hill
I send a veritable herd of cute kittens to swarm the base of the hill. RJ cannot resist but to run down and pet each one.
My hill!
Kathy's Hill,
I inform Kathy that the puppies have arrived and are beginning to annoy the kittens. Worried, Kathy goes to sort things out. . .
Hyacinth's Hill
Hyacinth's Hill,
Welcome back, Hyacinth! We are throwing a party for you over in the glen by the wooden footbridge over the bubbling creek.
(Hyacinth hurries over to the party, pleased to be the Guest of Honor)
I look around...
...what do you know? It's
Kelly's Hill!
Kelly's Hill-
Things get a little crazy at Hyacinth's party. The revellers, inspired by the fine wine consumed, decided that they really needed to dunk Kelly, the organizer of the party, into the jello dunk tank. The party people rush up the hill, snag Kelly, and haul him protesting into the tank.
I however, take one more bottle of wine and settle back to enjoy
MY hill! :D
Hyacinth's hill
Poor dear imbibed a little too much wine and falls asleep. Awww, doesn't she look cute when she is sleeping? I gently roll her away ...bye bye!
Kathy's hill!
Kathy's Hill
Just as she was settling in to enjoy her new hill, Hyacinth's Party People return from dunking Kelly into the Jello tank. All are whooping it up, Kathy participating in a soulful rendition of "I Will Survive" with the leading members of the Hyacinth's Party Preservation Society, when the police come and arrest all for drunk and disorderly conduct.
Sad to see my comrade hauled away in a paddywagon, I decide to carry on the torch and take posession of the hill in Kathy's stead. . .
Hyacinth's Hill
Hyacinth's Hill
Kelly returns from a weekend visiting a Meadery. He brings a barrel of Mead to the hill. At the bottom of the hill, he coats a thick layer of the sticky honey residue onto a rock. Then he climbs the hill and offers Hyacinth some Mead. While she is enjoying this unusual beverage, he steals her books and tosses them down the hill and onto the sticky rock. She hurries down to retrieve them and is "stuck" there for awhile trying to get them free from the honey without damaging them. Meanwhile. Kelly coats the bottoms of his shoes with more honey so that he can defeat anyone who tries to take
Kelly's Hill!
Kelly's Hill-
Unfortunately for Kelly, he forgot about the bees. He was attacked by an entire hive and was forced to run away from the hill, leaving his honey-saturated shoes in place. While recovering in the hospital from his multiple bee stings, Hyacinth sends him a bouquet and takes her Hill -
Hyacinth's Hill!
Hyacinth's Hill:
Sorry dear, you must make room. Birthday girl takes over.
Some old lady named Kathy's Hill!!! ;) :D ;)
Kathy's hill!
Her birthday being over, the hill goes to me!
My very own hill!
Pensive's Hill
When she sees all the leftover cake and turnips I have waiting for her at the bottom of the hill, she flies off for a quick snack. Bye Bye Birdie!
My Hill!
Kathy's hill.
I tell Kathy that at the bottom of the hill is a catalogue of avatars that she can pick from. Kathy's desire for another avy gets the better of her and down the hill she runs.
Virgil's hill.
Virgil's Hill
I could reclaim what is rightfully mine, but the IRS is still on my back, so please, by all means, play on and enjoy yourselfs. It's still up for charity. :)
Virgil has the hill.
Aimus has the hill.
I tell Harry Potter that this hill is Voldemort's horcrux so he destroys the hill.
No one's hill!
Hill is gone!
Foolish little bird, it wasn't my hill at all, you blew up government property! :p
My hill my hilll
Im going to build my BIG KNOW library on it.
( ask me what know stands for I dare you!!!)
Don't you dare me! What does Big KNOW library stand for?
And it's my hill, untill the IRS figures me out again.
I dare you to dare me again!
I dare you to give me the hill!!!
KNOW
stands for Knowllege Natural to Other worlds ( spelling is not one of them
BTW the IRS is here!
That's a tricky dare of you, I double dare you to take it back before the IRS finds out I have it.
Wait a second. Aimus I thought was from Holland and Nightshade is from England, why would the IRS (Internal Revenue Service of the US) investigate either of you? :confused:
And whose hill is it? :confused:
Well, obviously, it must be mine ---- NOW!
I steal Kelly's eyeglasses and take the hill while he's looking for them. Oh, he'll be looking for a long, long time. :)
Psycheinaboat's Hill
Time being relative, according to Einstein, and Thyme beina a relative, according to the Italians, I psyche out Psycheinaboat by looking in his ship's log to discover where my glasses are. When I fish them out of his psychic bilge, he is so astounded that he spends the rest of the night scribbling in his logbook, trying to understand whether it was my Id or Ego that outwitted him. Meanwhile, I reclaim...
My Hill!
Kelly's hill
While I sit scribbling restlessly trying to master Kelly’s genius, I recall the wise advice an exotic, elderly stranger once gave me. She informed me during my naïve years, when I was but a lass and pure as the new driven snow, that men do not think with that part of their bodies upon their shoulders. Aye, she explained that they think with that bit that is farther south.
So, I summon my good friends the mermaids to come hither and I request that they sing their song to seduce Kelly away. Kelly hears their call and leaves MY hill to follow, wandering aimlessly off into the night.
My hill…
Psyche's hill.
I offer her a handful of diamonds (she can't tell they're fake) and toss them down the hill. She runs scrambling after them.
Virgil's hill!!
Virgil's hill
I call the FBI and report him for passing off fake diamonds to unsuspecting damsels. You cad! ;) ;)
the hill belongs to me!
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Originally Posted by kathycf
Kathy's hill.
I tell her that there are now real diamonds at the bottom of the hill. Of course she doesn't believe me and wont budge off the hill. Suddenly Psycheinaboat starts screaming at the bottom of the hill, "They're real, they're real!" Then Kathy believes it and starts running down the hill to grab some diamonds for herself. Of course she doesn't know I paid Psyche to say that. Too late.
Virgil's hill.
Virgil has the hill but he lost it in the 2 months since this thread was last activated and I found it in a dusty corner so ITS MINE!
Nights Hill:D
Unfortunately the pinguins dissagree with nights claim, as they ruled the hills in the two month long interbellum. They now march toward the hill, bent on destruction. I move in with a small Martian strikeforce, and blow each and every single pinguin back to the colder regions of this planet. Having done this, I appoint Nightshade as governer of this little hill. :)
My hill, but governed by Nightshade. Don't you dare lose it. ;)
Oh wait are we on mars?-- NO?!:D:nod:
We staged a smilie cope and now the hill is mine .
Betrayal! In retribution, I destroy the hill with everything on it!
My crater! :D
but Im reseliant and crawl out of my bunker hit you over the head with a turnip and decalre the hill mine!!:D
what hill? The ant hill, you can have it! :p
Still my crater, now with a turnip, thanks for that Night! :D
but the anthill is actually the entrance to a secret base of smilies and they swarm out and take the crater and turnip and give it to me
MY hole in the ground:nod: