The PAM walks their dog in other people's yards
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The PAM walks their dog in other people's yards
the PAM tried to walk her cat into other people's yards . . . poor catless PAM : )
The PAM is wandering hopelessly looking for a place that will dock a space station... ;)
The PAM eats ice cream with his fingers.
The PAM uses ice cream for under arm deodorant.
The PAM does not use under arm deodorant! :lol:
The PAM doesnt have an under arm.
The PAM has brain matter dripping from her ears.
The PAM has enormous ears.
The PAM is animated by strings attached to her arms and legs. :lol:
The PAM thinks "espresso" is spelled with an "x"
(Sorry, best I could do without coffee this morning)
The PAM washes her hair with tomato juice, because she likes the spiffy red highlights it imparts. Just get some L'Oreal, PAM!
The PAM crept from an ancient grave in Salem.... :nod:
The PAM has a wart on his nose.
the pAM lives in a world inside his head inhabited only by turnips and llamas on LSD
The PAM keeps getting between the Earth and the Sun and blocking out all sunlight! ;)
The PAM leaves scales all over the furniture!
The PAM has a piece of cilantro permanently stuck in her yellow teeth.
The PAM is hopelessly bogged down in self-adoration. ;)
The PAM is hopelessly addicted to haggis...
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5...ycf/haggis.jpg
The pam is so much interested in games , aren't u Kathy?
The PAM enjoys eating celery.
Man that was harsh.
The PAM has a face that melts clocks! :lol:
PAM has BREATH that melts clocks. And just about everything else.
The PAM is a broken arrow.
The PAM is a rotten turnip! http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/frech/c040.gif
the PAM finds WEIRD smileys on the internet . . : )
The PAM actually LIKES broccoli
The PAM collects toenail clippings.
The PAM is the monster at the end of a book I used to read to the kids! :lol:
The PAM only pretends that he knows how to read!!
The PAM is full of stuffing
The PAM's insults are like crackly, distorted radio stations - they hardly come through at all, and when they do, it isn't overwhelming. :D
A hit, a palpable hit!
The PAM is so insensitive to the needs of fragile posters on this thread that his insults strike like anvils upon the head of Wil E. Coyote.
:lol:
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The PAM's knowledge of animatory behavior bespeaks an existence likely consisting of one or more of the following -
1.) sitting around watching cartoons
2.) eating cereal whilst engaged in the above activity
3.) general bummery
The PAM drew this list of occupations from his own vast experience upon the couch watching the Transformers - or was that Muppet Babies? My Little Pony, perhaps? :brow:
The PAM has not the intellectual capabilities necessary to understand that My Little Pony is a classic, and worth devotion.
The PAM is considering submitting a piece to the Atlantic Monthly entitled:"Strawberry Shortcake: Programming for Little Comrades"
The PAM evidently flosses, brushes, and rinses to no avail. The PAM's morning breath comes back with a vengeance mere moments after.
I can smell it across an internet connection . . . ugggh.
The PAM obviously has an overactive, nay delusional, imagination, as there is no way he could smell anything above the mixed essence of patchouli, sweat, and unwashed body that wafts from him at every moment.