"never insult a person until you've walked a mile in their shoes. that way, when you insult them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes." : )
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"never insult a person until you've walked a mile in their shoes. that way, when you insult them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes." : )
A Proof that girls are evil:
Given: We all know that girls require time and money. We can set up the equation then that:
Girls = Time x Money
But we also all know that Time is money:
Time = Money
Therefore, substitution leads us to :
Girls = Money x Money = (Money)Squared
And we all know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = square root(Evil)
Therefore:
Girls = square root(evil)squared
And we are forced to conclude
Girls = Evil
Oh, those silly math majors. :D
A swimmer who’s clothing the wind strewed
Found herself left unfortunately nude:
Then this guy came along
And unless we guessed wrong—
You thought that this line was going to be lewd!
:D :lol: :lol: :lol:
you wrote that??
:D Now that is funny Pen :lol:
yeah, Aimus was thinking the last line was going to be lewd!! :p
You're saying you didn't? :goof:
Eva's not that crude, shes an angel? Do we dare ask that question?
:lol:.. i seriously did not... :lol:
Awww, such sweet innocence. :)
you aren't being sarcastic are you :p
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Awww, such sweet innocence.
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you aren't being sarcastic are you
Do you think I was? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by smilingtearz
:p not at all
this is supposed to be the jokes thread... i'm hijacking again
Jesus and the Devil decided to have a programming contest to see who was the best hacker. So God set up a meeting and gave them each an identical computer, and they had 24 hours to write a killer program that would hack the server God had set up.
For 23 and a half hours, they both type away furiously. But then, 30 minutes away from the deadline, the power goes out. God quickly gets the power turned back on, but both of the computers have already crashed. Jesus and the Devil boot them back up, and with only 30 minutes left, do their best to re-write their programs.
The time comes, and the Devil goes first. "Dammit, I lost everything when the power went out! There's no way this 30 minute program will hack God's server." Sure enough, it doesn't.
Then it's Jesus's turn. He simply smiles as his program hacks into God's server in less than 30 seconds.
The Devil looks over, amazed and furious. "How the heck did you manage that after the computers crashed!?!?"
God looked at him and said, "Didn't you know? Jesus saves!"