so other people can knock them off.
How does Santa deliver all the presents?
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so other people can knock them off.
How does Santa deliver all the presents?
he brainwashes parents to buit stuff for their kids...
Why is water, liquid?
So our insides won't turn to stone. :sick:
Why do the ends of the hair split?
You can't drink solids, they stick in the throat... ;)
Why does it rain every Wimbledon?
(Yeah it does!)
Divine providence. :p And also for Federer to beat out Nadal. Ugh, for Nadal's greasy hair to be washed too. :sick:
Why do the ends of our hair split???
Cos the police are chasing them
Why is the sun so bright?
Because (s)he's been around for a long time & learned many things.
Why do men think with their crotches instead of their heads?
Bleagh.
Because they thought the word "Crotch" means "Brain".
Why is it 2007 already?
Because of the VAST CONSPIRACY to make me OLD!!!
Do you think mankind will ever learn to work toward the common good, instead of fighting one another?
And I'm supposed to take this stupidly?
Okay. Probably it's because bibliophiles' noses are still stuck in their books. :p
Why do computer companies plan to substitute plastic in lieu of silicon for the computers' hard drive?
The silicon is being saved for the computer companies CEO's trophy wives breast implants.
Why do people play video games?
because they get bored.
why do tonsils burn? like not our tongues?
Because tonsils are trying to avenge themselves for being way at the back.
Why do we walk our dogs?
Because its too much hassle to get the lawyer to wear a collar
Why can I never find what I'm looking for?
because they have legs
why do we have teeth?