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Great idea ;)
Aimus thinks he has the hill.
Shame I'm wearing sandals, no laces either. SO I'm standing at the tree, enjoying the view, letting Aimus decorate my hill for me, then when he starts over-decorating, I break off a branch of the tree and poke Aimus with it, he jumps in surprise, looses his footing, and falls off the hill again, poor thing (not :p)
My Aimus-decorated hill! :p
Jay has the hill.
Since I also decorated it with remote operated missile launcher, I take out the remote and launch a few missiles onto her. She sees them too late, and get's blown to pieces.
I have the hill, get out a broom, and clean the place, there's pieces of Jay everywhere :p
Aimus has the hill.
All the Jay pieces, just like the whole thing, are extremely mutinous and uncooperative, they keep running away from Aimus who desperately tried to get rid of the gory junk. The Jay pieces get back together (think Terminator 2 & 3 ;)) and I, whole once more, send Aimus through a stargate that happens to have an iris on the other end. *BANG* Good riddance! :p
My hill!
Jay has the hill
The Iris did hurt a lot, and as I am now dead and a ghost, I decide it's time to give Jay some pay back. I watch (with my spectral vision, can see real far and all) and wait until she walks up to the stargate to clean it, I then active the gate on my end, she's caught in the wake of the thing, and as I walk throught the gate, I find only her sandals remained. Since the're not my size, I throw them in the garbage bin.
My hill, and I sit down in this comfy lounge chair. Looking at the scorched, battered, and barren surroundings, trying to find a particular crater. :D
Aim I am afraid you don't know who you are messing with. Reading you two is more fun than going to the movies.
Jay the Conqueror has the hill!!
I take my enormous pet skunk Mac and a mirror and walk up to Jay. The skunk makes a threatening gesture(he's really very fond of litneters actually) and I hold up the mirror to our now reassembled blond, one eyed terminator mutant girl and she screams for her mommmy and runs down the hill and out of the country.
the hill I presume.......is mine.
I lay down to rest with my skunk Mac the Lookout.
Rachel & Aimus have the hill.
Rachel's skunk goes mad and attacks her, she flees from it as if her pants were on fire.
I call the Ghost Busters (TM) on Aimus, wait till they do their thing, then reclaim...
MY hill! :p
Jay has the hill
The ghostbusters realize their mistake when I regain my corporial form due to their fine action. I give them some candy for their effort.
Time to take the hill, I take the elevator up the hill, and show the contract with Jay's signature. "You owe me one hill". Amazed that she fell for that old trick, she retreats into a monastary to contemplate her existence. :p
I have the hill, and install some fans, it's really hot up her! :D
Aimus the Slimy has the hill :p
Fortunatelly for me, the signed paper was a fake, I send a herd of lawyers after Aimus and now I don't have to worry about him for QUITE some time as he's busybusybusy at court :p
MY hill!
Jay has the hill
Unfortunately for her, she underestimated the eagerness of these lawyers to take bribes. The judge isn't one to say no to some money either, and I'm back on the streets. I take a cab to the hill, and laugh at Jay, who thinks she's in control. I disguise myself as a postman, and call up the hill to say I have a package. Jay buzzes me in, and I put the package in the elevator, press the button for penthouse, and run back out before the doors shut. A few minutes later I hear a loud explosion, as Jay opened the package.
I have the hill, and install bomb detectors in the elevator. :D
Aimus has the hill.
After a rather harsh landing, I get up, head back for MY hill, knock at Aimus's doors, wait till he opens, then knock him out, tie him up, chain a 50kg ball to his ankle, load him in my truck and dump him into the nearest lake. Grow gills, Aimus! :p
MY hill!
Jay has the hill.
As a real houdini, I manage to get rid of the 50kg ball, only to find I haven't even submerged completely. The lake is only 1 meter deep! I call the police, and they arrest jay for parking her truck in front of a fire hydrant. On my way to the hill, I remove the fake fire hydrant, and place it on the hill as a trophy. :p
Once more, my hill, now with curtains for the soon to be installed windows. :D
Aimus has the hill.
Once I scare the cops off, poor creatures, I disguise myself and collect stones. (think Monty Pythong's Life of Brian :D) Thus armed, I throw stones into Aimus's windows. When he runs out, fuming with rage, I pour hot water all over him and he goes BOOOOOM! (think Alien IV :lol: )
My hill :p
Jay has the hill
Exploding does not agree with me, and I transfer my consiousness into a clone I had stored in a locker somewhere. Seeing how Jay disguised herself, I also disguise myself as a beard salesperson. I knock on the door, and as she opens, I offer her a guinine black beard's beard. She is exited at the thought of having the beard and buys it instantly. What she didn't know was that Edward teach always had explosives in his beard when fighting a battle. I quickly light the fuses before handing it over. She immediately puts it on, and I wish her luck with her new beard. Minutes later, Jay's beard explodes, and I have to clean the mess again. :p
I have the hill, which now also has a supercharged vacuum cleaner, so I can easily suck up the pieces of jay that keep messing up MY HILL.:D
Aimus has the hill.
In pieces, yet again, I rest in the vacuum cleaner. Once I'm rested, I start re-assembling, easily destroying the vacuum cleaner in the process. I'm really angry because the latest explosion singes my eyebrows. I call for the last bits of my self-control and only pummel Aimus to death.
My hill!
Jay has the Hill
Death again, I must be getting close to something by now, and yes, as I look up I see this horned fellow telling my that my room is on the 6th level of hell. Being the guy I am, I tell him to give me all his money and the key to the exit, or I'll break his horns. Again a free man amongst the living, I am tempted to nuke the hill, but decide against it, I wouldn't want to ruin the Feng Shui of the hill. Instead I take the stairs, and surprise Jay with a bouquet of flowers. Thinking they are a peace offer, she takes them, and smells their scent, dropping dead instantly. Obviously the flowers were poisoned. :p
I have the hill once more, but now decide to move everything, since the Feng Shui is disturbed due to Jay's dead body. :D