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Jupiter: 1) God of the Lightning and father of various Gods, Demi-gods, and assorted semi-godlike beings 2) A distant planet that could easily contain hundreds of earth sized planets, assuming that there actually is a planet under all those gas clouds... 3) Nostalgia-- leader of The Three Investigators, last name Jones
Moonstruck:
Moonstruck: What happened to the first Apollo mission, the one nobody heard about.
Mr. Lim Bin Nim F'Tang Ole' Biscuit Barrel:
Mr. Lim Bin Nim F'Tang Ole' Biscuit Barrel: Evidently a Silly Party Candidate on a British TV show something like Saturday Night Live or Monty Python. Part of his name seems to be in a language similar to Cthulhu speak: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" ("In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.")
Cthulhu Mythos:
Cthulhu Mythos: available with every Happy Meal purchased, McDonald's also supplies a packet of dipping sauce.
Hovercraft:
Hovercraft: Something that is full of eels.
Eels:
Eels: What you wear out eventually.
karmic:
karmic: A microphone for your automobile to keep you from being distracted with your cell phone
Cell phone:
Cell phone: What you wrap leftover food in to keep it fresh.
Jerky:
Jerky: Herky's situationally inappropriate brother
Lampoon
Lampoon: What you spear baby sheep with.
Fiery hot peppers:
Fiery Hot Pepper: The spontaneous combustion of a hot pepper hopefully occurring prior to inserting said pepper into mouth.
Black Dwarf:
Black Dwarf: I'm not touching this one with a ten foot pole.
Circus Act:
Circus Act: Politics explained
Oh and Cheddar, a Black Dwarf is a Pygmy, which doesn't put anyone down. They are a tribe who have been praised for their ability to settle things peacefully.
Oubliette:
Circus Act 2: Politicians that have stolen public money all their lives, claiming with tears that they and their families are victims of injustice, when they are finally called to account.
Oubliette: store room for everything you want to forget.
Windmill:
Windmill: Something Pete Townsend invented by accident when, at a very early gig with The Who at the Marquee club in London, he witnessed Keith Richards making the now famous spiraling motion with his right arm while standing to the side of the stage, guitar on, waiting for the Stones' turn to go on stage. Townsend instantly fell in love with this and used it on stage that night, apologizing to Keef afterwards for stealing it. Richards didn't know what he was talking about, saying that he'd only been stretching out earlier in preparation for performing. And now you know something wot you ain't not knew before.
Electric: