b/c people on Facebook are stupid.
Why do sunglasses break all the time?
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b/c people on Facebook are stupid.
Why do sunglasses break all the time?
Because you don't take care of them.
Why are you here right now?
Because I don't need to pee.
Why would you not dress a cat in a bikini?
Because they don't make them with enough matching tops. Anyway, you have to cut a hole in the bottom for the tail.
Why do they make special road crossings for pelicans?
Because pelicans have no concept of the straight line. Humans do.
Why don't people fish with cattle prods?
because they do not like fish
why is it that TWO is bigger then ONE?
Both two and one have three letters, so there is no difference.
Why do Commonwealth countries drive on the left and non Commonwealth drive on the right?
Because here in the states we are always right!
Where do babies come from? Uh, I mean, From whence cometh babies?
good question only they are too babies to tell us why
why is acting so demanding?
Because Marlon Brando started method acting which is a real pain.
Why is the stuff written on facebook so dumbed down?-what does that say about world?
If more litter goes in the trashbin, the rest of the world is that much cleaner.
Why isn't pizza on any diets, despite (ideally) having every food group represented?
Because the mafia controlled pizza shops do not want to be involved with the Diet industry which they regard as effete. Once a dietitian advised to eat a moderate amount of pizza and he was beaten with an Italian bread loaf (herinafter "loafing") for an hour on the fleshy part of the thigh. In Southern Italy "Loafing" is a common punishment and comes with shame and dishonour and all that sort of thing.
Why do some people wear track suits?
For the same reason other people rent exercise videos and sit and watch them while eating snacks: They're hoping for fitness by osmosis.
Why do we have languages anyway?
Que?
Where can I find a payphone? -quick
Think its too late...
Why don't you use a cell phone?