It made people want to run around and dance when they heard it.. As though they had lost their minds.. Once someone even...
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It made people want to run around and dance when they heard it.. As though they had lost their minds.. Once someone even...
was sent to the Principal's Office for the dreadful occasion of playing the zombini in ...........
science class! And then again in math! The horrors! Such a musical, literary thing had no place in either of those classes. Once all of this had been explained to the Principal, she . . .
laughed her pretty head off, which sent the person standing there into hysterics. You see, she was a zombie...
too, and found the kid's audacity quite entertaining. Needless to say, he was not sentenced to detention, although, they did have to find a new principal. The next one . . .
came roaring up in a horse drawn carriage, complete with horses snorting the blue blazes....
.... and a fatuous coachman vociferating at the mendicants and hucksters of ersatz coffee to get out of the way! The carriage screeched to a halt in front of....
the school, and this new principal alit from the carriage. If the students were stunned when their old principal's head came off, they were even more surprised to see . . .
....that the principal was no other than the foppish toady who had been sent to prison only last month for the crime of offering gimcrack to the Dowager Queen. This scandalous event....
was though pleasing to the little Ursula Blodovnicka, the little Russian aristocratic genius, who hided in the gardens, because...
;) Dear Members,
Because she heard the footsteps of the Night Queen tresspassing through her garden singing a lullaby to a sleeping child at her breast.The child was none other than.......
.... the catty cicerone's cousin.
I am chary about inviting her over to my house because....
she was my former best friend and now we hate each other like a...
...pair of cheerleaders fighting over the star quarterback. In fact, my pernicious cousin brings to mind...
...another person I hate which happens to be the pompous new Principal's principle pal named Pattonia Pattergast who happen to be...