Because they don't like light prose.
Why do writers use the letter e more often than the letter q?
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Because they don't like light prose.
Why do writers use the letter e more often than the letter q?
Because they hate queuing.
What's wrong with the garden path anyway?
The birds are there on the trees waiting for you know what.
Why can't I have some more chocolate?
because I said so
why isn't the world square?
That all depends on you perspective.
Why did the hair from my head start growing in my ears?
tut!! that's only because you forgot to trim your hair
why do people think shouting is effective to listening?
Because more people can hear you when you shout.
Why do witches float?
Because when they were trying a witch, the innocent would drown, and the witches would float. Thus when they had someone that they wanted to eradicate from society, just try them as a witch. Either way, they will be dead.
Why are people so cruel?
Because of witches and their witchcraft.
Where do all the other lost socks go?
Rehab
Where are my pants?
In a locked cupboard. They took them away from you to stop you escaping. Even if you do escape they will still have your pants safely under lock and key.
Why don't people answer the question they were asked?
Because they grow towards the sun.
What came first: the boiled or the scrambled egg?
the boiled just because haha
why say yes when it could have been a no?
To cause confusion.
Why would you want to cause confusion?
I'll answer that myself, because in confusion there is profit!
Where do all the calculators go?
People steal them. (Pens too!)-although I have never done it personally.
Why do people on facebook put up silly statuses?