...people in the region had once worshipped the chamber pot. They...
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...people in the region had once worshipped the chamber pot. They...
had devised an alphabet that was pretty much a blend of all the languages of the Earth, combined. This fact was very interesting, considering that .....
several languages prided themselves on being so exclusive, there were no similarities to other languages. However, by convening the World Languages Council, they were able to make the super-alphabet. As for the chamber pot-worship thing . . .
the few that had partook of said worship died off, and no one really minded.
The super-alphabet that had been devised so as to contain all the world's languages was surely .........
one of the greatest inventions ever, right up there with sliced bread. However, you had to be super-human to read anything written in the super-alphabet, or at least super-lingual. Unfortunately . . .
the only documented information was the recipe for vegetable soup that was dearly loved and devoured in these parts...
and devoured in these parts...but when it was made incorrectly it turned everyone into giant soup crazed and starved zombies....
One day, when the good people were soundly sleeping, a soup-starved zombie got very restless and ....
a soup-starved zombie got very restless and began banging on the pots and pans like they were bongos, thats when...
the poetry bash really got going. You see, the custom of .....
bongo banging (yeah I almost type bango bonging) is an old litnet poem reading tradition going back to 2007...that was when....
. . . new haikus were heralded throughout the forums with a raucous drum roll, of sorts. Of course, the problem with this was . . .
the haiku format was not conducive to a decent beat on said bongos. So, without any warning, our friend .....
. . .(the soup-starved zombie) made up a new type of poetry, the "Zombini," which fit with the bongo-banging much more readily. His first Zombini had a unique structure . . .
it had the makings of a harmonica, and yet .... there was something not quite right about it. You see ......