Quincunx: a word which, if mispronounced while shouting it out with glee upon rolling double fives, could result in the nearest feminist performing unsanctioned alterations to one's wrinkly bits.
Dodecatheon:
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Quincunx: a word which, if mispronounced while shouting it out with glee upon rolling double fives, could result in the nearest feminist performing unsanctioned alterations to one's wrinkly bits.
Dodecatheon:
Dodecagon: A polygon with 12 sides and 12 faces like a standard jury, a politician, or a Televangelist with weird hair
Polymorph:
Polymorph: Dyslexic for Poor Lymph; what caterpillars do; parrots molting
dyslexia:
Dyslexia: common misspelling of Lysdexia.
A parrot molting = polymorph...tailor, I can't be held accountable for my actions...
keelhauling:
Keelhauling: A way sailors like to administer a butt kicking when an average butt kicking is not good enough.
Butt Kicking:
Buttkicking: What I must content myself with when keelhauling tailor for making that "Polly morph" joke isn't an option.
Judas cradle (I'm looking at you, tailor):
Judas cradle: Receiving 30 pieces of silver for doing the yo-yo trick "rock the cradle" as remuneration from an audience. Side note: The National Yo-Yo museum is now in a city I worked and/or lived in for a short time: '86-'89... Chico, CA
Remuneration:
Remuneration: a salary that is supposed to cover your needs.
Grasshopper:
Grasshopper: What all half-Chinese/half-American disciples of the kung fu temple are called before graduation, at which point they begin an epic journey across the Old West whose only real purpose is gratuitous fighting and the smashing up of saloons.
Pear of Anguish:
Pear of Anguish: Famous knight of the 5th Century (when "peer" still was spelled "pear") who founded the House of Anguish. His descendants were numerous.
Hall of Fame:
Hall of Fame: An edifice not for the most-of-us; a place where accolades are strewn among perceived or real heroes
hero:
hero:see p. xxx of the dicionary. In revised version a Heron reduced to hero.
Humbug:
Humbug: A bug who hums because it doesn't know the words
Words:
words:units of sounds and letters humans use to block comunication.
comunication:
Words: Something bad for an apple, good for a garden. <cleans Mr. McGoo glasses>
Foyer: