Once a year, when Daylight Savings Time reverts to standard time, a day is 25 hours, and the workers finally get to go to the bathroom.
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
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Once a year, when Daylight Savings Time reverts to standard time, a day is 25 hours, and the workers finally get to go to the bathroom.
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Nobody likes to be mooned, man!
Considering that bats are by no means blind, why the expression "blind as a bat"?
the person who said it at the time was under the influence..
wearing pyjamas in the evening is a good way of sleeping well?
In a manner of speaking. If you sleep in the nude, it means you gotta take them off, so why bother putting them on?
Since there are dogwoods and dogfish, why are there not peoplewoods and peoplefish?
That's quite serious. Lets contact some human rights group. Hope that will bring about a positive change soon.
Where are the gates through which we usher in a new year?
Underneath the sign that reads "Abandon Hope, all ye who enter here!"
What is a "happy medium?"
A compromise that angers everyone equally, both negatives thus making a positive.
Alternatively, a fortune teller who actually got something right.
Why do we "ring out" the old?
Because we keep misspelling the word "wring"...
Why does someone never ask you something when you actually know the answer, but always come to you for answers when you don't have a bloody clue?
That's what makes it a challenge ;)
Do you drink a lot? If so, why?
Why does anyone drink except to forget the hangover they will have the next day...
Why do they call reading material on tape, CD, Kindle, Nook, etc. books?
Gotta call it something. The Romans called a scroll a book.
What's the point of Crane Flys?
Just to mate and die...like the rest of us...
Why do lonely people sit in an empty house waiting for someone to contact them?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKWh_iOTjnc
Why do we eat french fries?
Because fast food joints serve then, duh!
Why do people forget?
Because they can't remember.
Why do people read in the dark?