RV: Impolite form of RSVP
RSVP:
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RV: Impolite form of RSVP
RSVP:
RSVP: Literally, répondez s'il vous plaît, French for "Please respond." How it came to be an Americanism I will never know. Here in the South we just say "(Name of event) Y'all come." which usually gets one of two answers: "OK" or "Can't"
ASAP:
ASAP: The kind of person who votes for a demagogue, buys snake oil and expects a Rolex to cost £30 from some guy at a gas station.
Assassin:
Assassin: Dancing back-to-back.
Plunder
Plunder: a blunder on Pluto that can take your life.
Blunder:
Blunder: A mistake somewhat more serious than one normally makes.
Mistake:
Mistake: something you wanted, but missed.
Something:
Something: Originally, the opposite of nothing, but then with the big bang it looks like everything, including something, popped out of nothing and so it looks like something and nothing aren’t exactly opposite anymore, and so I don’t know what it means.
Pop:
Pop: Onomatopoeia/Palindrome meaning burst/father/soft drink: "Stop! You must not hop on top of Pop!"
Crustacean
Crustacean: That part of a pie that sinks to the bottom or floats to the top.
Snake Oil:
Snake oil: like baby oil but slimier.
Coxcomb
Coxcomb: The latest tool for making your rooster look like Donald Trump or Benny Hinn by styling the red. fleshy appendage atop his head 2) A species of flower (look it up, it's true)
Appendage: That part of a male’s anatomy that (most) females think looks better on men than it does on them.
Anatomy:
Anatomy: Something one is scarce permitted to comment upon these days, lest one have one's appendage lopped off by the High Court of Social Justice, sentence having been pronounced by a magistrate with a codpiece while a coxcomb were at Morris dancing.
Vivisectionist:
Vivisectionist
One who is compassionate enough not to kill an animal before passing it's meat around.
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