The Land of Lost Socks, a hell dimension
Why aren't there clumsy adult wild animals, given how many clumsy adult humans we have?
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The Land of Lost Socks, a hell dimension
Why aren't there clumsy adult wild animals, given how many clumsy adult humans we have?
Because they are usually eaten early in life by a lion or something...
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
They disappear so as to get away from their partner sock (must be rough to be with the partner sock all the time)... and they go to this place behind every dryer... where there are multi-colored socks, of different sizes and fabrics... and everyone dances and makes sock love.
Why do french fries taste so good?
dang, Bien and Pen beat me to it... how did this happen!?
Because they have fat and salt and all the things that will kill you.
Because we are faster...
Why have you been gone for so long?
I dont know, if they're not addictive then WHY CAN'T I STOP EATING THEMQuote:
Originally Posted by PoeticPassions
Do you think that socks have an issue with monogamy, and they really prefer that we 'mix them up' a bit more? (I think we are making headway here)
I think we are making headway... they obviously have an issue with monogamy. Now, how to solve this problem?Quote:
Originally Posted by tonywalt
Humans take longer to learn to walk and acquire motor skills...Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
ok I won't pose anymore questions, because there are already a few left unanswered.
It's only an illusion, you just have been looking for me in all the wrong placesQuote:
Why have you been gone for so long?
Why does fresh water save your life, but ocean water speeds your death?
Because ocean water contains sharks, barracuda, jellyfish, stingrays, etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
Why is everything tasty bad for you?
Because tasty food is sadistic and likes to cause you pain.
Why do little boys pick their nose but older boys pick fights?
Because they're trying to pick the noses of other boys, because they're snotty brats.
Why do squid smell so disgusting?
All that water and no soap.
Why does my cat keep eating my fake Christmas tree?
Because it has an eating disorder, and it thinks the Christmas tree represents its feelings, and it eats its feelings.
Why don't robots have feelings?
Oh, they do! They can't express them to humans, because humans do nor know what "blorb beep whistle static be-bob ting tang" means. Don't ask me, I'm only human!
Why do funerals cost so dang much?
Because it's easy to make people feel guilty for "skimping" on the dear departed.
Why do 24 hour stores have locks on the doors?