Would You??

No, don't think so. I'm not Samaritan ;)
Would you be capable of loving an adopted child as if he/she was your kid?

Adrenlin kicks in when I am in a dangerous situation... So yes I probably would, without even knowing I was helping, until after all is said and done.

Would you use an elevator, if you only had to go to the second floor of a building?

Probably not.

What would you do if aliens landed in your backyard?

Pee in my pants.

Would you take an extra day of sick from work if you felt recovered but still had lurking symptoms?

Nope. Unless they send me home. I'm a hard worker.

Would you create a cure for cancer if you could?

If I could I would.

Would you send Christmas cards to your teachers?

yes y not!

Would you sing today?

Yes, love to sing.

Same question?

am a bad singer!

Would you like to be a teacher>?

I wanted to once. But my handwriting is shoking and I guess, well I just procrastinated and now maybe it is to late.

The next is a teacher.

no, I'm a bad example and bad influence.

the next is a model citizen

Pif... Yeah sure Thelma.

The next is always good to everyone.

^ duh? Did I miss something?

would you explain the relevance of the previous post?

I just wanted to see what your reaction would be... Hahahaha. I guess you are on the ball Thelma.

Would you go to a party dressed up as a lemon?

Of course!!

Would you go to a party dressed in fancy dress, even though you know it isn't a fancy dress party?

Ar er, probably not... Hmmm.

Would you ask a friend for help, instead of asking family?

Well, depends on the nature of the requested "ayuda" :lol:

Would you touch someone's pet snake?

You've asked the right person that question... Love snakes. So yes.

Would you care for a friends pet, even though you didn't like it?

Yes...I love animals (it's not like it would be a bird eating spider or anything)

Would you dig through the trash for your daughter's school paper (that was only needed because you daughter wanted it back)?

Yes... I am a sucker for my children and would and have done the weirdest things for them.

Would you dig through trash for your partner.

uh...sure...but what would she be doing in the trash?

Would you eat Santa's cookies...or have faith that he would?

Ahahaha... I would have faith that he would.

Would you leave a gift for Santa?

Yes. If he doesn't claim it then I can eat, er, I mean, donate it...

Would you eat outside in cold weather because you think it is 'macho'?

I'm beyond the macho stage...I like to be warm

Do you like gingerbread?

it's ok, I don't mind it

would you live in a gingerbread house? (It'll be warm...fresh out of the oven)

Yes

Would you help me decorate it with candy?

sure, be right over...waiting for the reindeer to pick me up

Would you give chocolate with a tinny bit of liquor fillings to kids?

No...probably wouldn't eat them either

Would you try to get me to eat them?

they're good, you should have some

Would you go to the North Pole if you were in a reality tv show?

Would NEVER be on a reality TV show.

Would you bear your life to all who would watch?

never

would you go on a game show?

Sure, if they could cope with me...

With proper rations, would you be able to live alone in a blizzard for 4 months?

no, I'll starve to death

would you stock up now after reading my answer?

No, it's summer here... Not a blizzard in sight.

Would you sleep over a friends house, even though you partner didn't like that particular friend?

If I must. Doesn't apply. Rather not anyway.

Would you go and sleep in bed with someone else after having a bad dream?

No, I usually just deal with it.

Same question?

no...I would actually prefer to be alone and replay the horror

Would you write a book about your dreams?

Haven't but it would be a great tale if I did.

Would you stay inside during a blizzard, even though you neede to go to work?

If they don't close the office and declare a "snow day", I would go to work. Typical New Yorker thing. Nothing stops us.

same question

Yes. I put in my fullest.

Would you suck the moisture out of elephant poop if you were about to die from dehydration?