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Darn, you caught me. The answer is once, most likely. There's only one dish I know how to make. Mostly I'm a conspicuous bachelor, as far as cooking goes, and at fifty-one am still waiting for a woman to take care of me. Doesn't like like she's showing up, darned equal rights.
How many times, while eating in a Chinese restaurant and feasting on Moo Shu, have you run out of plum sauce while smearing it on one of the pancakes and asked the waiter for more?
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A big giant zero.
How many times have you had food poisoning?
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none that im aware of and im thinking I could do an all you can eat Chinese buffet sometime in the near future and really enjoy that!
how many pounds of Chinese buffet could you eat?
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Are we talking about the food or some girls from Shanghai? <drum roll, bow> OK, OK, I don't measure my food by weight, but I guess two pounds?
How many minutes generally pass after a Chinese meal before you feel hungry again?
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How many sweaters do you have ?
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I'd say three sweaters, Swathisharan, but don't ye like my question about Chinese food? I feel neglected and need a cuddle.
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i like the Chinese food question (so warm fuzzy there) and I think in my own life, its an observable phenomenon.
id say, depending on the amount of food we're talking, anywhere from 40 minutes to two hours.
how many toppings on a pizza are just about right?
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5 - extra cheese, green pepper, onion, tomato, and pepperoni
How many slices of pizza can you eat in one sitting?
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Darn, son, you had to go there. ;-) I gave up pizza last spring or thereabouts as part of my war against my belly, and it made a noticeable difference fairly quickly. Before that I used to power down those large DiGiorno's frozen jobs with the cheese stuffed crust two or three times a week. Point being, I can eat me some pizza. ;-) If we're talking a standard size pie from a pizzeria, I would say three slices.
How many times have you sworn to pump iron till you got you some serious muscles, started, and given up?
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0. I'm a chick, I'd rather not have serious muscle.
How many times have you locked yourself out of the house?
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More times I would like to admit. Once I even learned my neighbour was a part-time criminal because of the ease he showed in breaking into my home. He swore he would never do so without my permission...
What would make you nervous if you didn't have it? What're you addicted too?
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Uh...this is the How Many? thread, old Lemonade old friend, but I'll answer it anyway. Tea, is the answer. I am absolutely addicted to tea and without it I'd morph into a lump of transdimensional aardvark.
How many animals have you hit while driving in your lifetime?
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none.
How many years have you been at your current job or retirement or educational pursuit?
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About ten.
How many porpoises have you seen surfacing in the ocean?
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A dozen times in the Cayman Islands, but many more in the other Caribbean islands.
How many books do you normally read at the same time?