Then he couldn't spoon with his beloved at night. I always wonder about that myself.
Why do bunnies hop instead of walking?
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Then he couldn't spoon with his beloved at night. I always wonder about that myself.
Why do bunnies hop instead of walking?
Then the song would need to be rewritten, and probably less fun.
Why is a hangover called a hangover?
Because you cannot hang out anymore, you are hung out to dry or over.
Now, I'll ask again, why do bunnies hop instead of walk?
Their forefathers used the pogo stick so much that they forgot how to walk.
Why do we use the internet?
So we can LOL and speak in smilie language :iamwithstupid::iagree::wave:
Who do you think you are?
That depends. As Mark Twain once wrote "Sir, I have no superiors and damn few equals!"
Why do we feel that quotes from famous authors are so pithy?
Because the Grand Poobahs of Everything think they thought of it first at some point so egos deem it pithy...nooo, not us ;)
Why do bad decisions make good stories?
Because bad news travels faster than good news.
Why are your most embarrassing moments always in front of a crowd?
Because if we did them without a crowd we wouldn't be embarrassed.
Why does MapQuest insult us by assuming we don't know how to get out of our own neighborhood?
Because it wants to show it is superior to us!
Why do we play games?
To occupy our brains while working at a crappy job that bores us to death after 10 years
Why are people reluctant to change?
Because history shows that the way to success is unwavering belligerence.
Why do we keep pets?
Just in case we get lost, they can show us the way home.
Why do we have to eat?
According to health officials, apparently we don't, everything is bad for us
Why do we die?
So we can give room for other people to mess up the world.
Why does the world have to spin?