Not really, see the mouse's mother married the keyboard's dad.
Is April really the cruelest month?
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Not really, see the mouse's mother married the keyboard's dad.
Is April really the cruelest month?
Yes, 'cause here exams are held in the month of April.
Have you ever seen a grinder which can mix memory and desire?
Yes, you can write everything onto paper and through it in there. Your smoothie will NOT taste good with that in there, though.
Papaya smoothie with "I want pizza" (Desire)
Banana smoothie with "My Sister First Word, and First Trip to the Swear Jar"
Why are people so nosy?
It keeps them from reflecting on their own sad little lives...
Why do we smoke?
So that we can die before we attain senility!
Why do we have signatures?
One more thing for identity thieves to copy
Why is rain wet?
God decided so..
Why do we have to strum a guitar?
It doesn't sound right if you drum it.
Why can't I have my cake and eat it too?
It's not good manners without offering others (Me..Lol)
Why do we need to have manners?
Because our grandmothers are jealous that they can't burp as loud.
Why do we have to sleep?
We gotta waste 8 hours of our day you see!
Why is 1+2=3 (lol lol)?
Because that's all the further primitive people could count.
Why does the end of the world always have to land on the 21st of the month?
Apparently to give people several days to come up with a new theory on why they were wrong. In any month, that's at least seven days to mull it over and come up with an equally ridiculous prediction.
Why does everyone take everything so seriously?
Because they are too tired of Mr.Bean's jokes!
Why do we hire taxis?
Because we don't want to dirty our cars.
What colour is the moon?