Complete The Thought

...the beasts, as Alice explained could easily be contained, one tiny nibble of this delicious cake and the Jabberwock and any other snackish/evil beasts would be reduced to Alice's current height... Not tall or scarey and probably very easy to squish with a well placed rabbit [hare] paw. A muscial interlude follows to allow for others in the audience who are also feeling snackish or in need of other societal comforts to fulfill these requirements.

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Call Alice
When she was just small

When men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said:
"Feed your head
Feed your head
Feed your head"

Courtesy of Jefferson Airplane

Ahhh, delightful, simply delightful, my dear Haven... merçi beaucoup for the musical interlude. ;)

Now, Alice had a small cake of the substance that would reduce the beasts to a size that could be contained easily without bloodshed, in a cage such as that for a canary. However, what Alice did not know was that .....

one of these beasts was an expert lock picker and the other an amateur stand up comedian which as we all know is a dismal combination...

Alice looked over her shoulder to where until a moment ago the anxious hare had been standing. She caught a brief glimpse of his bob-tail disappearing at speed through the labyrinthian rabbit warren. "Drat it all" she said. With the evil nasties advancing on her and the 'comedian's' repetoire giving her serious earache, she grasped the leg of the coffee table and started to climb, because up on the table top, there was another cake...

but as her wee hands fumbled and slid up the table leg, there was a thunderous crash. Alice realized that the soldier (complete with limp) had crashed down the hole and had landed on top of the very table that beheld her liberty. The cake went flying asunder, and one of the Jabberwock's jumped in an amazing triple somersault which astounded all in view, and grabbed the flying cake. In a twinkling of an eye .....

Alice landed an even more amazing quadruple somersault and snatched the cake for herself. "I am all for sharing" she said, "But I hope you will pardon me for just a moment while I..."

...daintily devour this delicious delicacy". Upon placing the morsel on her tongue she grew to the size of a full grown Jub Jub Bird. "How very curious" she said...

" how very very curious." Then she turned in the general direction of her husband and cockadoodledooed. Her husband obviously...

...mistook it for a bird and shot it immediately. Then he called his cook who had customary skills in making roasts disappear....

The hallucinatory effects of these cakes were truely unusual. Alice watched the scene: she was the Jub Jub bird being shot by her illusionary husband. She reached out with her finger and poked right through her 'husband' and his 'cook'. This was turning out to be an extraordinary day.. but puhleese, 19th century England and married at the tender age of 8, well she didn't think so. She caught sight of herself in a 'looking glass' and there she was 4 foot and 4 inches wearing her usual pinafore dress and her hair held in place with an 'alice band'. The Jabberwock, was happily devouring the unconscious soldier and Alice left it to its repast. The looking glass seemed to draw her towards it...

as looking glasses were often prone to doing in Alice's world. Let's face it, what was Alice "on" when she went "through" the looking glass? Doesn't that seem like a hallucination? Had Alice been reading Hunter S. Thompson?

Tender age of eight or not....something was rotten in the state of Alice. I would have said Denmark....but I am pretty sure Alice was English...at any rate the Jabberwock turned to Alice and said....

"Hey, babe take a walk on the wildside?"
Alice said to the Jabberwock, stop trying to mess with my head you hallucination!! Lou Reed hasn't been born yet!

Hmm, that looking glass was doing little swirly things. Curiouser and curiouser (sure Lewis Carrol used that word...). Alice lent forward and stuck her finger through the surface of the mirror. Ooh, she said...

"oooh, look I can see all the colors of the rainbow...taste the rainbow, Jabberwock!" The Jabberwock turned to Alice and gently reminded her that Skittles candy hadn't been invented yet. Alice muttered something under her breath about hallucinations and stupidheads, then resolutely stuck her finger through the surface of the mirror again. "Ouch! Do you mind?" the mirror peevishly snapped. "I beg your pardon!" Alice replied and then she....

She took out her staff weapon she stole form Jaffa warrior and shot a laser at the mirror smashing it into a million peices, but the broken shards suddenly...

began humming a very strange melody.... it sounded like the laud for a princess, or some such thing. The humming got louder and louder, and Alice held her ears against the strange and alien sounds. She tried to run, however, it was her fate that .....