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The sock bandits created a diversion as they attempted to pluck my socks right from under my feet, as it were. The wolves snarled menacingly, but kept their distance, as though these thieves of woolen snugglies would attempt anything as daft as stealing the socks from beasts such as they. In the mad melee of sock stealing bandits swooping and screeching, I bolted out of the cavern of terrors and.......
Suddenly I found myself falling down a rabbit hole, but not just any ordinary rabbit hole. I realized this when I saw myself standing next to the famous Alice...
who was no more than three inches tall, having taken one of the notorious wafers...
filled with shrinking cream. You see, she thought that shrinking cream would only....
...change her appearance, but it really altered her distinguishable phenotypes, rendering her shape and features quite unnatural and strange. When I kindly pointed this out to her...
she nodded thoughtfully and said....
"it is a small price to pay for the privilige of changing size." Alice...
in her ever-thirsty quest for knowledge and adventure, noted a distinquished hare, complete with glasses and watch fob, fidgeting and fussing about the time. In her usual helpful manner she ....
inquired wondering what has gotten this hare so highstrung, his reply was shocking...
apparently, while practicing the violin in his usual dedicated manner, a certain soldier eyed the manner in which he held his bow, and declared that ....
if the hare were a truly great musician, then hw would beable to play third postion as well as he can play the first position. However, seeing as he had furry paws and no fingers at all...
...it was a miracle that he could play the violin at all. Throughly incensed the hare [who bore a striking resemblance to a white rabbit] smashed the violin across the soldiers shins, thus temporarily disabling him and high-tailed it down the rabbit hole. His meeting with Alice was already putting a serious dent into his already crowded schedule and he said, 'Sorry, but...
"I really must be going miss, as it is nearing the Jabberwock's lunch time and it is heading this way'...
Suddenly, from the top of the hole, way way way up, the angry soldier had limped his way and was throwing stones down at the jabbering hare. His eyes bulged in fear on two accounts, the flinging objects, and the ever malicious Jabberwock!! But before anyone could react, a thunderous chorus of "I'm A LumberJack and I'm OK" could be heard in the distance, and .........
...the ringing of bells from the church steeple. The people tried to rid themselves of the evil beasts. The beasts...