If I were a ______, what would you be?

That house in New Orleans...

If I were an Animal, guitar swung low, what would you be?

A bass-playing mountain lion.

If I were the fog, what would you be?

A firefly on the bog.

If I were a toad a-croakin', what would you be?

A bull-frog singing bass...

If I were said bullfrog, what would you be?

A slimy green pond.

If I were a big lake, what would you be?

A Schooner

If I were a schooner, what would you be?

A tugboat

If I were a tuna what would you be?

Seaweed, dried and rice-bound, holding you and the avocado captive.

If I were a white whale what would you be?

An activist protecting you from whale-eaters everywhere!

If I were plankton, what would you be?

A scientist observing you through a powerful microscope.

If I were a star, what would you be?

Definitely a stargazer!

If I were a stargazer, what would you be?

The telescope!

If I were a lens, what would you be?

That eyelash that refuses to depart.

If I were a Cheez-it, what would you be?

Hungry!

If I were starving, what would you be?

A swallow to fly to far-off lands in search of food

If I were a carpet, what would you be?

Aladdin!

If I were a genie, what would you be?

The Lamp

If I were an Orc, what would you be?

An elf.

If I were a sheet of fresh blank paper, what would you be?

A Conté stick.

If I were an artist, what would you be?

A paint brush

If I were dead, what would you be?

The tombstone.

If I were a stone carving, what would you be?

rock

If I were Harry Potter what would you be? :D

Hermione Granger, of course! :D

If I were Hermione, what would you be?

I'd be Hagrid's Hippogriff! :D

If I were a glass of Ice cold water, what would you be?

A straw.

If I were an escaped convict, what would you be?

A sturdy pair of shoes.

If I'd be an apple tree, what would you be?

I'd be a ladder

If I were willing, what would you be?

Able.

If I were a David Hasselhoff fanatic, what would you be?

revolted

If I was a twisted , what would you be?

Wary.

If I were the Man with the Golden Gun, what would you be?

I would be the Girl in the Bikini.

If I was an expensive and very fast car, what would you be?

Your mechanic (and parts supplier too) nice profits on them cars.

If I was Holden Caulfield who/what would you be?

I would be Jane Gallagher.

If I was heaven on earth, you would be?

Alive & Kicking

If I was done and dusted, you would be?

just getting started.

If the fat lady was singing, you would be?

That would depend on where we were in the performance, whether I liked the song and knew the words - lol

If I were a dragon what would you be, damsel or knight?

(lol...so you would be the audience then?)

fair damsel, sir.

If I were betwixt and between, you would be?

A bridge.

(I'm a sucker for a damsel)

If I was one of the boys in the back room, what would you be?

(and being a damsel, I am a sucker for a brave knight!)
lol...why I would be MD, of course!!

If I was Shiera Sanders, who would you be?

Probably the luckiest falconer in comicland - lol.

If I was Gengis Kahn who would you be?