To knit up the ravelled sleeve of care
How long will it take hedgehogs to evolve into highway-wise beasts
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To knit up the ravelled sleeve of care
How long will it take hedgehogs to evolve into highway-wise beasts
Considering how long oppossums have had, probably never...
What is the genral sound made by oppossums?
Well considering there are also mamuts who believe they are oppossums ... there could be a lot of possible sounds ( hi hi .. saw Ice Age 2 and loved it).
Why people eat junk food?
People eat junk food because there are invisible elves that whisper into the ear of the shopper "buy this and you will be instantly cool/successful/beautiful/etc." and the shopper says "yes, I think this is a good thing" and voila -- the junk food winds up in their shopping bags and on its merry way home to do the damage there... !!!
Why does cabbage have to smell so bad when it is cooked??
Turnips need the competition! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../hilarious.gif Drumroll, rimshot for Aimus!
Why do Brussel Sprouts even sound yucky? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...hysterical.gif
Because you have your hearing aid turned up too high.
Will carrots make you see better?
I don't think so... I'd say they stick in your gullet:lol:
Why is x and y the most used symbols in algebra?
Because if they had chosen 'x' and 'o', the nice little students would have amused themselves far more with tic-tac-toe, which is much more appealing, no? :lol:
Why do headaches formulate at the worst possible times?
because they are like evolutionary alarm clocks...without a snooze
Do potatoes have eyes?
In certain cultures.. they look to the potatoes for true vision... those, though, are the cultures that do not do well..
Can people actually have scissors for hands??
Edward scissor hands does. Never met anyone else though ......
Why do we need calendars?
We need calendars for snacking. You know -- there are DATES in every calendar.... :lol:
**ducks cuz a million people are trying to smack me** :lol:
Who invented the rubber boot?
Charles Goodyear...seriously. Did I just ruin the game?
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Because if they had chosen 'x' and 'o', the nice little students would have amused themselves far more with tic-tac-toe, which is much more appealing, no?
LoL, I couldn't resist ;)
Did you ruin the game? No, Shalot, not at all.
And to carry on now, what is the texture of an ogre's skin?
Before or after they are driven into daylight? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../classic10.gif
Does the moon "Earth" us? :lol:
Who knows? Have we seen its backside?
Why do people ask for advice and then get ticked when you give it honestly? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ne/enraged.gif
If you're referring to a woman's body fat, better hide. Even if it's just baby fat.
What's the difference between "horrendous" and "horrible"?
Horrendous is when you see blood everywhere and Horrible, you say when you see me :)
Who killed the orchestra?
The sparrow with his bow and arrow... well he's admitted to one so let's clear up a few more.
If the earth WAS flat would there be a bunch of nutters called The Round Earth Society?
Oops I forgot these questions are supposed to be stupid!!
In the ancient forests of where the earth first began, there exists such a society, and there they remain for all time, except when compelled to answer questions in the games section of LitNet...
Where do mushrooms actually come from, since they are in a weird class of botanical science?
And YOU think THAT ONE WASN'T? HAR! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../hilarious.gif
If there is nothing on Mars except reddish rocks, why don't they just go to the Mojave instead? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/mars.gif
because little rover also known as the sojourner wasnt equipped with a water bottle
why oh why has the covered wagon not made a come back with all the global warming in the headlines?
Because they couldn't come up with a good fabric cover --- they wanted something waterproof and fashionable
what exactly is wrong with everyone owning a horse instead of a car with all this global warming talk? I mean, the emissions would be down and all we'd have to worry about is the poo factor, which is completely biodegradable?
Emmissions factor would be down? I dunno about that...Have you ever heard or smelled a horse fart?.:eek2:
Why hasn't anyone created a rotten food alert system? I could have used one before I discovered something black and squishy that used to be fruit in the back of my locker at school today...
No, I haven't as a matter of fact.
Do you often stick your nose in the general direction of a horse fart?
They haven't created a rotten-food alert system because it wasn't cost efficient to put the "rotten food alert tag" on every piece of fruit or veggie in the produce section.
And the new question is of course: Do you often stick your nose in the general direction of a horse fart?
I try not to, but sometimes I just can't help myself. :goof:
Would you like to try?:brow:
Well, if I don't know what'll Shalot say (Hello,) but I will! (oy, kidding)
Do you think this thread is stupid as it is?
Why else would we enjoy it so much?
Is there any meaning to life?
I like to think so, otherwise why would we get up in the morning?
IS you question your answer? Never mind. We would get out of bed because otherwise the alarm clock would constantly be ringing in our ears.
Did you even have a stupid question?
Oooops...sorry...Iforgot which thread I was in...very good answer though:)
Why do we have computers?
becuase otherwise the keyboards and the mice would be lonely,
Why do some people have bad memorys?
Because they make the good ones seem gooder...:)
Why must people lose sleep over stupid things?(i.e guys)
because if they didn't they wouldn't have anything to laugh about later on.
(and I meant bad memories as in:oops I forgot!- not as in: I hate that memory!)
Why do people laugh?
Because it is a way to release all the energy that is aquired throughout the day....laugh and everything seems a little brighter:)
Why do people fall in love?
Because otherwise people themselves would not exist (I mean without love you don't get very many marriages and without marriage you don't get very many babies and without babies....you get the point)
Why are you asking so many questions about boys and love?
I don't know, been on my mind, I suppose....
Why does a sun setting seem so beautiful?
Because we have nothing prettier to compare it with.
Why do people not smile at strangers?
Because they think the other person might think it means something else..
Why can't we all just get along?