Willow's Hill
Willow admittedly had to leave the hil in order to watch the World Cup. I offered him all the snack food he could possibly want in exchange for hill possession. Willow thought that was a great deal. . .
Hyacinth's Hill
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Willow's Hill
Willow admittedly had to leave the hil in order to watch the World Cup. I offered him all the snack food he could possibly want in exchange for hill possession. Willow thought that was a great deal. . .
Hyacinth's Hill
i take hyacinth's snacks and throw them into a far away land..while she is out fetching them i steal the hill
MY HILL
Litrocks' Hill
Hyacinth, having been taken to lunch by Kathy, decided she was not really hungry and did not need the snacks. She also just happened to have a new critical essay on the Paradiso . . . with which she lured Litrocks into a dark wood. . .
Hyacinth's HILL!!
Hyacinth's hill
I tell her about the new, awesome, keyboard headbanging game, and she goes and knocks herself silly.
Piglet's Hill
Piglet's Hill-
After recovering from her keyboard headbanging game phase, Hyacinth returns to complain to Piglet about her inability to post her pic due to extreme technology phobia disfunctional disorder.
Piglet, terrified by the notion that Hyacinth will complain all day, runs away to buy earplugs.
Hyacinth's Hill
Hyacinth's Hill
:yawnb: I am too darn tired to take care of the hill right now, I have to go to bed. Feeling in a generous mood, I allow Hyacinth to enjoy her guardianship of *cough* my hill... :p
Still Hyacinth Girl's hill. :nod:
hyacinth is riding her horse when it goes crazy leaving me no other choice than to take my place as king of the hill
MY HILL! :banana:
Far out in the Shadowlands, the Dragon is enjoying afternoon tea. Using his Dragonsight, he peers through a tiny riff in the dimensional barrier. "Humph. Still fighting over that bloody hill!"
He sighs, and settles himself more comfortably on his hoard of gold. "Ah, to be more refined in one's tastes!" He turns up "New Kid In Town" on the stereo, and leans back. "And to think I used to be just as barbaric. It took me several hundred years to learn." He munches on a petrified forest biscuit and nods in time to the music. "Humans. Will they ever learn?" :) :) :nod:
Meanwhile, LiteratureRocks' HILL :nod:
LitRocks' Hill,
Unfortunately for LitRocks, my horse happens to take his crazy rampage straight to his hill, accidentally stomping LitRocks in the process. IT is at this point I give up trying to control the beast. Instead I jump off the crazy pony in order to claim. . .
MY HILL!!!!
Hyancinth's Hill,
When I arrived, Hyancinth was still unconscious having had a head-on collision with the hill. I called for an ambulance out of concern and then claimed...
MY HILL!!!
Kelly's Hill
Unfortunately for him, I'd come to before the ambulance arrived. I picked up a stick when his back was turned and knocked HIM unconscious. When the ambulance arrived, I was oh-so-sweet and helped the techs load him into the truck. As the ambulance drove to the nearest hospital (100 miles away), I giggled and waved. . . .
Hyacinth's Hill
Hyacinth's Hill
Just like an episode of the Twilight Zone...
*coughs, does Rod Serling imitation* I give to you exhibit A. Young lady who was mistaken about her hill ownership....
Due to that very grievous head injury she really did suffer, Hyacinth's subsequent "possesion" of the hill was.... *cough--Rod Serling again* all a product of her overwrought, brain fevered imagination....I wave to Hyacinth as she struggles with the ambulance techs raving the entire time " No, really, it really was my hill, my hiilllllllll." Tsk, tsk, I will have to send the poor dear some flowers. *yawn*
Ahhh, how nice to be here on my own little hill again! Oh, are you wondering what was the name of it? Why it is Kathy's Hill!!!
(the end...or is it!!!????? :goof: )
Kathy's hill.
I give Kathy some taffey and when it sticks to her dentures and she takes out her uppers to clean them, I snatch them from her hand and toss them down the hill. Kathy runs after them and abandon's the hill.
Virgil's Hill! :D
Virgil's Hill,
Having escaped from the hospital, I return to the hill. I tell Virgil that he has won an all-expense paid trip to the beautiful Pacific Northwest. Excited at the prospect of seeing the country, as well as possibly meeting Sherman Alexie, Virgil accepts the plane ticket in my hand and rushes off to the nearest airport. . . .
ah. Hyacinth's Hill
Hyacinth's HillQuote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
I only sweep in to glare at Virgil and shake a finger at him. I don't have dentures, you...you....you mean boy, you! :p (and I would never eat taffy, ick.)
Lala la la, still Hyacinth's Hill (not for long though, I imagine... ;) )
Hyacinth's Hill
Deciding she has had a way too cushy time atop the hill, I give her my patented "non denture wearing" glare and she decideds to vacate. ;)
Just look at those pearly whites!----> :D
Kkkkkkathy's Hill.
kkkkkkkathy's hill-
Feeling sorry for Kathy (it must be hard to deal with a stutter) I kindly set up speech therapy lessons with the local speech pathologist. Kathy, ever grateful for my thoughtful aid, heads off to have perfect speech to match her perfect NON-denture teeth. . .
Hyacinth's Hill
Hyacinth's Hill,
Because of her lovely perfume, Hyacinth began attracting bees -- hundreds, then thousands of them! As she dashed off the hill to find a lake to dive into, she wondered if she should change from Hyacinth to Skunk Cabbage! :D
Kelly's Hill
Kelly's Hill
As a parting shot, Hyacinth bewitches the bees and they sting poor Kelly quite severely. I offer him an aspirin and some antihistamine, and he trundles off to the beesting clinic.
Kathy's Hill!
Look, I know this is all meant in fun and normally I wouldn't bother to say anything. I know folks aren't psychic...My boyfriend is having a very difficult time because he may have to get dentures (his teeth are in bad shape, partly due to an injury received in a car accident.) This is having quite an impact on his self esteem and references to denture wearing is starting to get on my nerves. Can we lay off it, please? Again, no offense, I know you guys only meant it in jest. Thanks, KathyQuote:
Originally Posted by Hyacinth Girl
Aww, Hyacinth, I'm so sorry...my condolences to your boyfriend. :(
You don't? But wasn't that established as a fact in the PAM thread? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by kathycf
to the person below me...it is still my hill, feel free to knock me off! :nod:
Well, it was my boyfriend, but thank you, Robin.Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
Quote:
Look, I know this is all meant in fun and normally I wouldn't bother to say anything. I know folks aren't psychic...My boyfriend is having a very difficult time because he may have to get dentures (his teeth are in bad shape, partly due to an injury received in a car accident.) This is having quite an impact on his self esteem and references to denture wearing is starting to get on my nerves. Can we lay off it, please? Again, no offense, I know you guys only meant it in jest. Thanks, Kathy
Oh, yeah, him too. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by kathycf
Seriously, though, sorry about the accident, and extra-sorry for the mix-up.
Kathy, laughing at Robin's gaffe, doubles up and rolls down the hill.
MY HILL!!
robinhoods hill
as he is practicing shooting his bow and arrow he leaves the hill unguarded for just enough time for me to take over and throw huge buckets of popcorn down on him
my hill!!!!!!
sorry about your boyfriend kathy, my sympathy goes out to the both of you
LitRocks likes popcorn very much and decides to leave the hill just to go and have a bit of popcorn at the bottom, she forgets about time and I run up and "Grab" the hill!!!
MY HILL>>>>>
thingamajig's hill
thingamajig sees that IT is for sale on eBay and hurries off to buy IT.
My Hill!
Kelly's Hill,
I tell Kelly that there is a publisher waiting anxiously to meet with him and discuss a possible book deal. Glowing with delight, Kelly quickly heads off for fortune and fame in the literary world, allowing me to take back MY hill. .
Hyacinth's Hill
Hyacinth's Hill
Knowing that Hyacinth gets very scared when people yell "Ni" at the top of their lungs, I do just that. Hyacinth bolts and leaves the hill to my tender care.
Kathy's Hill!
(thanks literaturerocks)
Kathy's hill!!
I taunt her repeatedly. The mere mention of elderberries sends her screaming.
MY HILL!!!
Robin's Hill -
After recovering from her encounter with the lady of "Ni", Hyacinth returns to the hill. Seeing that it is in the hands of a Terrible Taunting Frenchman, Hyacinth decides to serve him a little of his own medicine. She whips out her catepault and launches various barn animals, including "la fromage" and Robin abandons the hill yelling, "Rune Awaye!!!". .
Hyacinth's Hill
Hyacinth's hill!!
The last thing she hears is the TWANG of a bowstring and a "1...2...5--[3, sir!]--3! KABOOM!!!"
Holy Hand Grenade arrows are remarkably effective.
ROBIN's HILL!!
Robin's Hill -
Unfortunately, Robin suffered a major accident while trying to fly while carrying a coconut (obviously he is not on the same plane as an African swallow). Having been revived by Brother Maynard, I stumble back up to claim . . .
Hyacinth's Hill
(and to check on my shrubbery, which may have been damaged in Robin's unfortunate fall)
hyacint's hill
She ventures in a cave near the top of the hill, and the black beast of Arrrrgh persues her until she is eaten, because, unfortunately for her, this time the animator doesn't have a fatal heart attack.
My Hill!
Aimus' Hill-
Luckily, Hyacinth is poisonous to black beasts, and he vomits her back up relatively unharmed. She then proceeds to Aimus' hill, upon which he has built the lovely Swamp Castle II. She then proceeds to begin a musical tribute to her miraculous escape. Aimus, driven mad by the show tunes, runs off yelling, "Now, now, we'll have none of that!" and Hyacinth promptly reclaims her hill, singing courtiers and all.
Hyacinth's Hill!!
I sell her a map directing her to the male counterpart to the Castle Anthrax. She dashes off, post-haste, to "rescue" the occupants.
MY HILL!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You know. . .I may be a while at that. . . . :brow: :brow: :brow:
Still Robin's Hill
Still Robin's Hill:
I fetch my killer bunny to do my dirty work for me. Uhoh, just look at the bones!
Kathy's hill.
Kathy's hill.
Kathy chokes while gnawing on one of the bones (ewwww!)
My Hill!
Kelly_Sprout's hill!!
Kelly and the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog again submit to the will of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. The Killer Rabbit is reported to have said, "Oh, no, not again..." before snuffing it.
MY HILL!!
Robin's Hill
Having made my way from Castle Manthrax, I see Robin sittin upon his hill. I quickly rouse the peasants, helping them organise into an autonomous society. We then proceed to the hill and invite Robin to join us. UPon his refusal we begin arguing about the origins of supreme executive power. Disgusted, Robin rides off, and I quickly dispatch the peasants using the Holy Hand Grenade he left behind.
Ahhhhh. . .
Hyacinth's hill