Skadadle...
In the name of.....
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Skadadle...
In the name of.....
all that is holy...must you do that again?
Why does my cursor have a funny little....
sign saying, "I beat you to it - I was here first!"? Oh, I get it, it's a pre-cursor!
(Sorry about that - it made me cringe too - :lol:)
Wake up and smell the ...
...morning cat biscuits.
Before bed I usually...
sing 'god save the queen' six times. It's just a ritual, helps me sleep.
Sometimes, I put my foot in...
...and others, I put my foot out. 'Tis a silly-looking dance.
Batman is a goober because...
That's more times than I've sang it in my life - I don't think I ever sang verse 3 even once!Quote:
Originally Posted by Riesa
... because everyone must know his real identity - just sniff for the guy that smells strongly of rubber!
It's just not cricket to ...
yell "Fore!" after you punt the volleyball.
Peter, Peter pumpkin eater...
had a wife but couldn't keep her.He caught her cheating so he beat her.
My rhymes are like.........................
...an episode of Jerry Springer.
Chocolate and cookies go together like...
grapenuts and spaghetti.
Fishing with Grandpa is every kid's....
...nightmare; Grandpa fished with a spear.
Baseball is to football as....
as a blind umpire is to a sight-impaired offical, from a fan's viewpoint.
As long as you are going to lie anyway...
do it in the compliments thread, please.
A pair of glasses can look quite ....
Elton Johnish.
Why does it always get foggy...
...when Elton John walks from a cold to a warm location?
Sun specs are...
sunnecessary...hahaha....ha. terrible.
At times, the sun is my........
...friend; he tells me everything.
The ultimate collection of ....
seashells, can be found scattered on beaches across the world. (steven wright)
A fly can't bird but a bird ...
...can't fly either if it's an osterich.
A round trip ticket to....
Isla Mujeres is on your doorstep.
The meat at taco stands can be a little....
...vegetarian.
There's only one way to....
skin a cat...we all know who knows how to do it with flair.
"SSSSS" is the sound that a.....
distrought librarin makes after the books are stolen.
But then if....
... you will try to hurt me, I am not going to stay quiet and I will hit you.
I am Audrey Hepburn ...
and I'm Elvis Presley! We're both delusional, aren't we? :brow:
If you cannot stand the heat...
Hehehe :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
... then go and take a bath with cold water.
I like Neverland because ...
... I get to laugh at Jacko's face all day long and he thinks I'm just enjoying the rides.
There's something big and hairy ...
but i think you call it my head :p
If 2 are 1 then ....
dos es uno?
Once again, I must run and...
go to school... :p
When i'll come back you won't...
have any more pickles or sauerkraut, I like to eat them when your off somewhere.
Chicken is a word that sounds ....
wierd if yo usay it Chinise... (espaiclly when in work you chinise game is called Chicken adventure ??? )
Why am i sooooooo.......
... fooooooooooond ooooooooof the letter OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
I'm having a lot of trouble with this elk, can you ...
...heave a grenade somewhere in its vicinity?
If Germany won WWII...
wir würden alle Deutsches sprechen.
I have no idea if .....
that is a proper sentence being that I don't speak German.
This forum reminds me of.............
That joke about the Swedish tennis player and the plate of pickled tuna. God, that was funny. Can't remember it at all, but it was really funny.
Never get downwind of ...
a lactose intolerent brest fed baby.
I knew I should have
made a reminder to lose in cards this time, so that my sister wouldn't be angry. :lol:
What on earth ...