If you were a...

Brown...so everyone would leave me be...

If you were a musical, which one would you be?

Phantom of the Opera or Brigadoon

If you were a South Park writer, who or what would you parody next?

I wouldn't write South Park...

If you were Weird Al, what song would you parody next?

I would parody Hannah Montana. That would be hilarious because she would whine about it:lol:


If you were a song, what genre would you be, what kind of lyrics would you have(if any), and who would preform you?

I would be a sad country song, performed by some obscure artist.

If you were in a rock band, what part would you have, and what would your outfit/costume look like?

I would be a bass player dressed like a me.:D



If you were an instrument, what instrument would you be? (Has to be musical; No instruments of torture :lol:)

It's a contest between cello or bass, because I'm short and stocky, like a cello, but a little more on the lumbering side, like a bass. Cellos can be so lyrical (and I suppose basses, too, tho that seems more rare), I find them a real treat! =)

If you were a famous singer, what kinds of music would you sing, and what would your personal favorite song to sing be?

If I were a famous singer.....someone would shoot me:lol:(If they could survive the first three notes that is :lol:)



If you were a carpet, what would you think?

I would dress and sing like Hannah Montana just for kingoflombards sake...:D

(as a carpet) GET OFF OF ME!

If you were Emily Osment, what would be your next career move?

Everyone just walks all over me! And then I might cry about it if only I had tear ducts

If you were a Disney villian, who would you be?

"Ugh, can't I be clean, and kept to myself for just one single solitary second! First dirt, grass, and bubblegum, then baby spit and dog slobber . . . the wine was ok, but that burnt steak was lousy! And what's the big idea with area rugs? Am I not good enough on my own? Is everyone ashamed of how I look?"

Lol. Who knows what else. =)

If you were a wall that could talk, what would you say, and to whom?

Oh man, I was late, so I guess the next person gets their pick of questions --
If you were Emily Osment, what would be your next career move?
If you were a Disney villain, who would you be?

"Hey...you!" to anyone just to make them look!

If you were Emily Osment, what would be your next career move?

Babysit :p

If you were J.K.Rowling's duaghter, what advice would you give your mom?

WRITE HARRY POTTER 8!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!


I think that's as close as I can get.....


If you were a flag, what would you signify and for what place/person?

I would give hope that MY people can TRIUMPH...my people are THE compassion of the WORLD for all who are downtrodden.

If you were a cause, what cause would you be...and for what purpose would you be about?