How many ...?

I averaged ~8 over the last four days.

How many times have you talked on the phone today?

With all the calls at work...at the very least...20 times...

How many secrets do you know?

I have at least two that I can think of right now.


How many bugs have you squashed today?

None despite all my search (needed some for tonight's curry).

How many posters do you own?

2

How many people have you said hello to today?

Somewhere about 20, I think.

How many times have you cursed today?

Oh f*ck I dunno...I curse a lot, unfortunately. But I definately curb it when I'm at work.

How different places have you lived in your lifetime?

Houses 8, towns (as in what they really are regardless of the fact thy have emalgimated ) 8, cities( as in what thjey have become) 4. 3 countries 3 continetnts.

How many pairs of stripy socks do you have?

ZERO! I used to have a pair but I sold it at an auction, or did I loose them, either case I have none.

How many weapons of minor destruction do you have in the kitchen?

Noo, Aims!

My kettle is a weapon of minor destruction. My knives can't even compare.

How many years could you live alone before you went insane?

That I do not know, but probably not even one, seeing as I thrive on turning other people insane.... haha. I'm serious... really, just ask all my imaginary friends that have left me...

It's a good thing there are real friends too... well, for the moment... Muhahaha.
(all my flatmates are away today, it's just me, can you tell?)

How many pieces of fruit do you have right now?

................one. How did you know? It's a strawberry.

How many flatmates do you have?

none. i wouldnt class the parents as housemates! :D

How many hours do you sleep on average a night?

5-7.

How many days have you gone without sleep?

only a few...not recently

How many times to you go to the beach each year?