twenty medium sized logs
Why are some people dumb and others smart?
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twenty medium sized logs
Why are some people dumb and others smart?
They haven't been sharpened yet.
Why do people have to lengthen their words and phrases?
Because if they didn't you wouldn't be able to question their choice in doing so.
Why isn't there a feed that I can plug into my brain that will dramatically and effortlessly transfer information into it for me?
Becasue that would make you a cyberman.
Why is shorty being gracie??
Because if they weren't you wouldn't be having nearly as much fun with them as you are now. ;)
Why are nighties so expensive? :confused:
Because they always seem to be made of some silly material that is made from worms or something.
Why should we make peace not war when war is more fun?
Becasue then lie would get reeeeal intresting and youd be the only human left then your chances for romance would really be sunk. Unless the aliens come of course.
Why do men...specifically mantince men never do what they say they will do?
Because they actually do what they say but speak such an entirely different language then women that their real intentions are lost in translation.
What is the point of wearing earrings?
Because ear sticks would be dangerous.
Why do we have skin?
So we keep our inner goopiness off the furniture.
Why do fish swim?
Because the boat had already departed...!
What is the purpose of carpet?
To keep your feet dry...
Why do you drive in parkways and park in driveways???
Because the people who developed both had the idea park and drive were synonyms for eachother. You can guess how they died.
Why are we ticklish?
It's a quality God decided to give us to make up for our want of a tail.
*cough*
2B, or not 2B?
...that is the question......if 2b...b....wrong, i dont want to be right
Why do ppl wear socks?