King of the hill

Aimus has the hill

My piglets rush in amidst the confusion and launch Aimus into space via catapault and now he too flies disoriented. My magic potion makes him orbate dispight gravity.

The hill is MINE! :D

The piglet has the hill

I latch onto a satelite, place my supercharged Giant Miniature phaser on it, and direct it to the hill. I fire the phaser and the hill is obliterated, scattering the remains of the piglet all over the place.

I denounce the existance of magic, and fall back to the crater where the hill used to be.

My crater. :)

Aimus has the crater.

I route several hundreds of trucks loaded with soil, empty them all in the crater, on top of Aimus of course, creating myself a nice hill.

My hill!

good work Jay. looks better than before.
Jay has the hill.
I run up to her with a card from the post office announcing a huge package for baby Sonja. Jay hurries down the hill excited for her beautiful niece.
Rachel has the hill.

Rachel has the hill

I tell her there are lots of pretty posts in her avatar thread and she runs off to look at them. I plant flowers and grass on my hill to make it pretty again.

Piglet has the hill!

tooooo slow :p

RJ has the hill.

I sneak upon her with a watergun and get her all soaking wet, running home for a change of clothes, I steal the hill.

My hill!

I call the health inspector and he comes over to find the hill is not qualified for living, and kicks Jay off the hill with his big foot of bribed justice! I use a team of construction workers to cover all the nice plants and flowers in concrete, and build a defensive line of bunkers with automated defenses on top of the hill.

My fortified hill!

I see you didn't notice, then I'm sorry to have you killed, again :p

Aimus has the fortified hill.

There's a meteor shower passing way too close to the Earth's surface and vaporizes Aimus.

My hill!

edit: hey, you just HAVE to notice just as I posted, right? Men... :p

Jay has the hill

Jay was silly enough not to wear a gas mask when climbing the hill, she inhales my vaporized essence, and since I'm as poisonous as can be, she dies instantly, I reanimate her body, and use it to take control of the hill. I just have to figure out how to regain my own body. It's kinda freaky like this :eek:

But anyway, it's my fortified hill once more! :)

Aimus in my body has the fortified hill once more. (scary :p)

My symbiont (think Goa'uld ;) for example :p) was able to shelter me from Aimus's essence and now our consciousnesses fight inside my head (I can already see the headache coming...). Wouldn't you all want to know who won?

I have the fortified hill back! (along with my body, unfortunately :p)

So I take it you are an evil system lord. :p

The Asgard rescue me from Jay the system lord, and are kind enough to blast the hill into smithereens. They give me a new body, and set me back down onto the remains of the hill.

I take a shovel and start to rebuild MY HILL. :p

Another one who knows what a stargate is! A Gater by any chance? :p

Even though the Asgard are very smart, they didn't notice that the thing standing on top of the hill wasn't me at all, so I grab another shovel and help Aimus rebuild MY hill. When it's high enough, I just smack him on the head with the shovel. Simple, crude, but it does the trick :p

My hill!

(I'm one of those very infrequent viewers of the show, I've missed half the episodes, but still love the show :) It all started with the orignal movie for me, way back in 1995 when I first saw it :D)

After getting hit with the shovel, I decide to take things to a higher level, and man one of the bulldozers that has survived the Asgard attack. I use it to shovel Jay and a load of dirt of the hill.

My hill, as it shoud be! :p

Not for long buddy ;)

I crawl from under the dirt (I'm guessing?) and, all pi**ed off, storm after Aimus, who's still in the bulldozer, drag him out of it, tie his laces together and give him a gentle push towards the edge of the hill and... whoops! He rolls down the hill! So sorry, I didn't mean to!

MY hill!

(I think there's about 5 episodes I haven't seen, and about as much I haven't seen at least twice :p)

After realising my shoes don't have laces, I run back up the hill, jump over a surpised Jay, turn around in the air, and perform a judo chop, knocking her out. I tie her up with her own shoe laces. I then tie her to a tree that has grown in just a few minutes, and take a relaxing look around.

My hill, I should start decorating the place! :p

(I miss most because the're in the worst time slot, and they change it all the time, maybe I should just buy the seasons on DVD) :)