To dsiguise the fact that you had garlic yesterday.
Are there more virgins in Virginia than any other state?
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To dsiguise the fact that you had garlic yesterday.
Are there more virgins in Virginia than any other state?
only in a delirious state
if the plural of foot is feet does that mean a boot is a beet?
If it more than a foot across, yes. Otherwise, neet.
"Oh say have you heard.................." but, what about the deaf?
Oh have you smelt...
Why do we have only 'catwalks' and not 'dog jumps'?
The average model hasn't worked out how to do anything more than walk, yet, and rumour has it that amongst themselves they are pretty catty.
Why do they put "suitable for vegetarians" on bottles of water?
Good question, because it would be dreadful to learn that the water came from an animal source, I guess.
Why is the sky blue?
God was actually painting pluto, when the paint bucket tumbled and and fell on the sky!
Who is Gennaro Gerrard?
I've no idea but tell him streakers are not allowed in the main hall
Is it cool to fall asleep on the floor?
If it's winter and the heat hasn't been turned on, yes!
Is it cool to be hot?
Hey I'm cool... Or am I hot... Yes it's cool to be hot. I think.
Does one need a drill to make a hole in the ozone layer?
oh yes, one must train on a militant basis to make any sort of impression on the ozone
what happens to lost marbles?
They fall through the ozone layer.
What planet are you living on?
Mary Vincent Eats Mars Jam Sandwiches Under Nelson's Pillow
why do people put their foot in their mouth?
Because they can't find the parmesan cheese.
Are lollypops produced by guns?
no but gobstoppers are
do cats see rain as mice and birds?