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a charred but otherwise untouched Adoration of the Magi, which contained a portrait of the actual artist, Gozzoli. Pretty much the pile of art remaining was sending flames snapping and cracking ten feet into the air. With a mighty heave, me and said painting flung back into the safety of the magic telephone booth, where waiting was.....
was a big bogey man, who totally sloped himself and pounced himself to...
the streets where he was run over mercilessly by a speeding van. The driver stopped the car and wondered what he just ran over but thought better of it and drove off when a giant vortex appeared in the sky and...
sucked me and said painting back to the middle of the forest, where the blind wolves were dancing the tango and the sun was shining brilliantly. What was uncanny, however, was the way in which one of the wolves ....
was wearing a three piece suit, with a dapper hat. The reason I think it caught my eye was the fact that...
all of the other wolves were wearing hula skirts and dancing on the beach at Waikiki, which, oddly, enough.....
...made so much more sense after the thoughts that were swirling through my head at the time. I mean, why was there a bunch of monkey balloons hanging from that tree? It really was...
crazy the way all those flying shrimp and hoola--hooping monkeys seemed to be friends witht the mad scientist and his werewolf daughter....
... who just 'happened' to be around just as we were about to cut the red cake. How did it get there anyways? Oh well, as the parrot would say...
"mind the boat!" How a boat came on the scene I'm not entirely sure but I think it had something to do with that....
...locust who came by a little earlier in the search of a new tree. All of a sudden...
the singing chikens brought in their new leader who danced to 'Thriller' and turned out to be.......
all part of a dream, as I discovered. The sun was gleaming through the windows, which was very odd, considering that thunder could be heard rolling in the distance. I reached to open the window, to drink in the morning's fresh air when......
A michievous looking person pulled out an electronic sort of device, which turned out to be a particle accelerator - gee, he must have been working out- with which he let two atoms collide with enough speed so they created a black hole, and he fed it particles to stabilize it...
when all of a sudden, a hungry crow pecked at the mischief maker's arm, as it smelled of yesterday's hobo feast. The particle accelerator fell, down down down, to the cobblestone path and there it lay in a million pieces. The crow's clear yellow eye twitched with glee and with an anguished cry, the .....