Because people tend to sneeze on it as they make it... (Ewww... Even I hate that answer)
Why is the grass alway greener on the other side of the fence?
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Because people tend to sneeze on it as they make it... (Ewww... Even I hate that answer)
Why is the grass alway greener on the other side of the fence?
It isn't, it's the grass on this side of the fence that's browner.
Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?
They like surprising people!
Why do we listen to songs?
Boredom
Why are young folks constantly bored with all there is to do?
Because teenagers already know everything......hire on today!!
Why do they prescribe drugs with side-effects that make you feel worse than the original illness?
Most doctors concentrate on the main effect rather than the side-effect!!!
Why is speed measured in kmph mostly?
It's because of an ancient but strict law foisted on the world by Winston Churchill in 1945.
Which is the right way up?
THAT way....no...not that one, the other. No, the right was wrong, the left was right, right. The opposite.......oh never mind, the insurance will pay.
Since the word Sterling denotes excellence, why do we use it to describe our currency?
These days the financial systems are so wacky that they will soon be be dropping the "T" out of Sterling so that it will now refer to the host of "The Twilight Zone".
(Rod Serling)
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
From Australia... You chuck a right... Then left... Then right... and back again... That should get you nowhere.
How to you get to my place?
In Australia.... I'd have to turn the boat around!
Why on earth would you want the likes of me anywhere NEAR your place?:confused:
Why not?
Do you smell?
Nothing but the sea air!
Do you see?
Nothing but the fellow in your avatar... It really is quite distracting. (In a pleasant kind of way... Shh, but don't tell anyone)
Are you human?
(I'm really quite taken by him, too!)Quote:
Originally Posted by Maryd.
Far too human!
Would you prefer I was a mermaid.... er... merman?