Count to 10,000 and Down to -10,000

It would be better if there are 3241 Uncle Virgils transforming into their animagi selves, wouldn't it?

Number 3 comes in 2 seconds before Number 4, who is now 2nd place

3243... This surely takes a while

It'll be worth it 3244 times over I am sure Eels

I think that you underestimated that by at least 3245 times, Drama

there should be 3246 more hours for me to finish my project!

I need 3247 for that. I'm never through!

Me too. But how long would it take to finish 3248 projects?

3249 Ways to Annoy Your Husband

I don't have a husband, but I sometimes feel like I have 3250 wives. Such a shame I'm not married.

*hears 3251 wedding bells*

Throws 3252 confetti pieces in the air at the reception! ^_^

3253 pieces get stuck on the cake

Tears open 3254 wrapped boxes of towels and toasters and wine-glasses, beaming with joy. :D

3255 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean is a good start