Complete The Thought

what's up with the pandas and wolves? You know, I always wondered about that, so I turned to ask Kevin Costner to explain it to me and he said...

"Stop talking with that rose in your mouth -- you will poke yourself with those thorns!" And with that, he did the DIP, just the way a girl likes it. Funny how music suddenly piped all round our friends, in this forest glade, in the middle of the night, and how strange it all was.... our friends dancing the blue blazes, complete with blind wolves all round. It definately made for .....

a mood change. Who wouldn't like music in a midnight forest glade? But really, it was quite . . .

mysterious, so I thought I'd don my Sherlock cap, and try to find out where the music was coming from. I headed nervously off into the bushes, and no sooner had I left Kevin's sight than I saw a great big....

Jackson Pollock painting-all dashes and scribbles and interesting marks stemming from the poor dude's emotions which were really bizarre and I thought.....

oh good gosh and fiddlesticks, it is apparently my sad lot in life to run across that Pollock fellow at every turn. Well, at least he makes a better scapegoat for life's woes than a dancing banana, but just barely. This seemed relentlessly random, which once again reminds me of that time when....

I tried to dance like the banana emoticon and messed up very badly. I ended up on the floor with my......

pride and dignity in tatters as all the renowned people in the world saw me in this very embarrassing moment. I could barely raise my head up in humiliation then fortunately, somebody came and...

slipped on the banana peel left on the floor by the dancing banana, thus taking that humiliating spotlight off of me and onto them. I know that isn't very kind of me, but sometimes you just have to....

be a bit *****y to save your face. So now I sneaked away as quietly as I can to prevent further misadventures when a tall man suddenly grabbed my hand and...

...asked me if I had seen his reindeer anywhere nearby. Since he looked nothing (at all) like Santa and I had just watched TNBC, I assumed that...

he was simply a lunatic. After all, what would a reindeer be doing in this part of the world? However, I did notice that he was holding a sheet of music in his right hand, so I thought perhaps he might be able to assist me in my search for the mysterios forest music I had been seeking. I asked him about the music, and he took my hand and led me to a.....

little phone booth where upon entering, one would be transported back into time. He thrust me in there, slammed the squeaky door shut, and I heard a deafening roar, the lights spun round and round, and with a might crash ....

I realised I was witnessing the Bonfire of the Vanities in Florence, Italy (evidently the booth also possessed the powers of relocation). Distressed by the masses of art and literature being thrown on the fire, I ran to retrieve whatever I could. I reached my hand into the fire and pulled out...

a burning sculpture of an ugly man- throwing it back in I reached back in, hoping to pull out....