Pam

At least he didnt try to make a garden water feature out of loo roll like the PAM me. Should have known it would never work!

The PAM constructs her wardrobe completely out of rolls of toilet tissue and tinfoil. Hard luck when it rains, hmm?

The PAM planted chocolate in her yard so she could get a chocolate tree. :confused:

The PAM tries sending packages via the annual Monarch Butterfly migration. No wonder none of us got Christmas presents!

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1..._butterfly.jpg

The PAM doesnt realise that when someone refares to "Snail Post" they mean regular post. it doesnt mean you literally attach you post to a snail!

I won't say the PAM is unattractive, but she makes Medusa look like a Vogue Magazine cover. Get a hair net, why doncha?!

(Just kidding Niamh... ) ;)

The PAM has 6 fingers on each hand.

The PAM has six fingers on each foot.

the PAM has feet for ears!

Well, even the PAM's ATVAR has its hand over its face! What does that tell us? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/ROFL.gif

the PAM should get his eyes tested. watch out for thoses rakes!

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u...18/smilies.gif

PAM, ketchup goes on food....not your head.

dont you know PAM that squishing brussel sprouts into you feet is NOT going to get rid of corns?

*cough cough* Um, PAM? Liederhosen is not a flattering look on everybody...maybe not wearing it 7 days a week might be something to consider?

And speaking of fashion, dahling, that hat doesn't go with your shroud... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ane/Medusa.gif