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Why does the tide come in twice a day?
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Side to side might bust the market
Why does the tide come in twice a day?
Because if it only did it once a day, it might forget the way.
Why do we say "See you" to someone we patently obviously aren't going to see?
It's all to do with the hypnotic rhythm of the tides and the pull of the moon
Why is the sky blue?
Because if it wan't, all those phots in holiday brochures that make places like Blackpool look attractive would look silly, and if it was pink, it'd look even sillier.
Why are women so ******* contrary?
They have to work twice as hard to reach the level of an contrary man...
Why do people go on vacation just to complain?
Because it gives them something different to complain about. (I was once stuck at Amsterdam airport for 5 hours, got lumbered with this terrible woman from Manchester, you know the type - size 6 feet, size 3 shoes, too much jewellery, who complained that she'd been to Africa and it was HOT!! She then came out with the all time Boring Brit Abroad line - "and you can't get a decent cup of tea". When I started to chat with an airman from the German Air Force, in German, if looks could have killed, I'd have been buried in Holland!)
If flying is so safe, how come the guy selling Life Insurance at the airport does such a roaring trade?
Flying is safe until OTHERS are aboard the plane and YOU are walking on earth.
Why are there traffic lights?
People go out to find flashy things and so there are traffic lights!
Why do we create websites?
To confuse the colour-blind, who otherwise don't get much in the way of mental stimulus.
If we are what we eat, why am I so fond of nuts?
Perhaps you still don't know who you are.
Why a computer mouse has no tail?
So it doesn't get mistaken for a rat.
is it the alcohol that gives rats those pink eyes?
No it's their tight underwear
Why does a potato have eyes?
All chips off the old block do.
What happened to that turtle that was holding the world up, when it retired?
It went to hell.
Why a coconut tree has no branch?
After the tires were repaired he was fine and is still holding up the world. (timing issue with post, this goes with the turtle re-tire)
OK, Coconut trees have no branches because of all the francise paper work involved.
Why are there locks on stores that are opened 24 hours a day?