PAM literally has a papaya for a head.
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PAM literally has a papaya for a head.
the hat the PAM has on her head is so big and wouldnt stop sliding over her eyes that she glues it on. How you gonna get it off PAM?:p
PAM is secretly dating this guy...head, I mean...:alien:
http://www.lyseo.edu.ouka.fi/~jtuulo...t/ugly_guy.jpg
he did once have a body but the PAM decided it would be fun to chop the head off and hid the body. thats just brutal.
The PAM is actually a human sized squid, which doesn't explain how she types with all those tentacles.
the PAM paved her driveway with tentacles. The smell of decaying meat go so bad during the summer that the area had to be evacuated at a five mile radius.
The PAM has a belly button so full of lint, she can spin it and make herself yarn. All the better for knitting those belly button lint socks she loves so much.
i might like belly button flint socks but the PAM knitted her hat with the fluff that had imbedded itself under her toenails. yuk!
The PAM has the unfortunate habit of slathering herself with grape jelly after her bath...I don't get it PAM, body lotion isn't expensive.
The PAM has a Papaya for a head.:lol:
The PAM has an obsession with monocles...
No, no. That's your head and I wouldn't dream of taking it. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
Warning:the immidiate area around joke shop is being evacuated. The PAM Tripped over the hem of a costume and fell into the boxes of stick bombs.
The PAM is known in her district for her ability to dance a jig atop a table and not spill a drop in the process... tut tut, PAM! :lol:
I thought I smelled peroxide! Did you bathe in the bleaching agent this time, PAM? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...DumbBlonde.gif
The PAM never replaces the toilet tissue when it runs out...typical man! :p
(I made a reverse sexist joke! :D)