They try to react, but they react so slow that they die.
Why are there boot laces for boots?
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They try to react, but they react so slow that they die.
Why are there boot laces for boots?
Because otherwise they'd fall off or you'd have to glue them on and that could be tricky getting them off later.
Why do butterflies have absolutely nothing to do with butter?
Actually forefathers had butter sumptuously!
Why do we have a CPU, instead of a direct monitor and keyboard (and a mouse of course)?
Without a Cheap Processing Unit (CPU) you'd get to the internet much more quickly and might die of a porn overdose
Why do we call jail time "cruel and unusual punishment"?
Because it is cruel and unusual to take a man away from all his problems, accomodate him for nothing, clothe him, feed him, train him for whatever he wishes to be trained, encourage him, cosset him, give him entertainment, and let him watch some other poor so-and-so trying to eke out a living and failing, but paying taxes for the privilege.
Why do they sill insist on shouting "mind the doors" on the Tube, when we've had doors for thousands of years, and know preciesly what they do?
So that the doors won't get bored!
Why does the clock tick?
Because non-stop tocking would get on your nerves after awhile.
Why do cats stray?
Because they are so embarrassed about the thing round their necks saying "Tiddles, 47 Gasworks Lane, S****horpe", they pretend not to know where they live.
Why is "hunting pink" red?
It is an attempt to prove that animals are not colorblind
Why do mermaids always have the bottom half of a fish, rather than the top half?
Because something with a fishes head and varicose veins wouldn't look that fantastic - or, indeed, fintastic!
With all the various forms of coummunication (Facebook, Twitter, Forums, Telephones, Mobiles et al) why is almost impossible to get hold of people?
Because everyone is calling everyone else all the time of course.
How do they make Scotch Eggs, anyway?
They feed the chickens phenomenal quantities of sausage-meat, then wait.....and wait.... and wait..
Shouldn't the Pope's job be hereditary?
Only if legitimate candidates can't be found.
Its very nice, but is it Art?
If Tracey Emmen's unmade bed is "art" then anything is, I guess.
Why do they call language a "barrier"?
Just like an oil barrier, if we spill a few wrong words, it may lead to a problem.
Why do the stock markets sway up and down?