Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

There could be. Fish and fowl are closely related, there are rumours of a creature with a Birds-eye and Fish Fingers.

If god is all-powerful, why does he permit Piers Morgan?

Only because Piers Morgan thinks he is more powerful, better informed, better looking, wealthier and better loved. In comparison with a warthog, he is possibly (but only possibly) right. In comparison with the rest of the world, be is not. God has often used bad examples, and this is his major tour de force. Forcing him upon us, until we can find a suitable tour, or tower, to throw him off.

Does anybody normal watch all the cookery programmes on telly?

Yes I do. I jot down the recepies, but the problem is I never cook.

Why do we have regulators for fans?

It just regulations! Duh!

Why do we call 65 hot in the summer and cold in the winter?

Same reason as we always talk about hot days in Fahrenheit (It's 80 degrees!!) and cold ones in Celsius (It's minus 4).

Why do we believe weather forecasts?

So as to show some due respect to the forecasters who earn a living from it.

Why do we build houses?

To shelter us when the weather forecasters get it wrong again.

Why is reality TV so unreal?

Because it's behind the scenes!

Why are we called earthlings?

Ahem... terrains, I believe

Why do we think people from Mars would be green?

Because it's the opposite of red and Mars is the red planet.

What other color would they be?

They like Magenta and hence they took the first two letter to name their planet.

Why do we have other planets?

To give Holst the inspiration for his planet suite.



If music be the food of love, what's for afters?

Bitterness.

Was the Green Goddess actually green?

Chartreuse, actually

If the ancients had a God or Goddess for everything, why did they skip common sense?

There was a god of common sense - absentius!

What do tortoises do, if they get an itchy back?