Mary had choked on that spoonful of sugar that was supposed to help the medicine go down or some such thing and so...
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Mary had choked on that spoonful of sugar that was supposed to help the medicine go down or some such thing and so...
with Mary out of the way she decided to pay a call on that handsome chimney-sweep Bert, because he really............
had such an impressive broom. He kept it under the stairs and...
took it out and polished it twice a day. He used it to....
dance, sing songs, impress Mary; and occassionally used it to sweep but only on very very special events like when he...
won the lottery, he swept the whole house from top to bottom, just to celebrate. But that's not even as good as the time he . . .
flew on his broomstick, now that will cut down on the expense of gasoline so...
that meant that he would have more money for his habits/vices which include...........
the occasional visit to the Karaoke bar, where he dearly loved to sing so loudly, the ...............
chim chim cheree song and because everyone knew the words so well, they all pitched in and song with him. Before long the whole room was filled with...
the chorus of heavenly voices raised in harmony, leading the dj at the bar to....
become utterly distressed and play the "whoomp, there it is" song at full volume so...
that - as a result - all time and space collapsed into an infintesimally small black hole - something that was fully and unexplainably expected by...
his wife, who knew all along that his lawnmower was not up to..........
par without the sparkplugs. How was he to mow the grass of timelessness without a...