How many ...?

Once that I recall.

How many time's have you been in the wrong place at the wrong time?

Nothing but near misses so far.

How many chances do you give a person before writing him or her off?

2-3.

How many Chinese novels have you read?

Four very long ones. My favorite is Journey to the West.

How many wallets have you worn out in the past five years?

Two.

How many dollars, pounds or euro do you keep in your wallet on an average day?

None of my days is average.

How many restaurants did you go to (or take out from) in the last month?

2-3. It wasn't an average month.

How many months have been really enjoyable in the year of 2015?

All of them.

How many earthquakes have you lives through?

One. They are very rare here in VA. Very low on the Richter scale back in the late sixties.

How many hurricanes have you endured?

Easily 10 or more, I lived in Hong Kong for 16 years.
One big earthquake (Richter 7+) in Yunnan, China 1989.

How many girlfriends / boyfriends have you dated that were older than yourself?

I still have and use my very first wallet...!

zero--they have all been the same age or slightly younger.

how many home remedies have you tried/do you know for stopping hiccups?

Only one. When my wife gets them, I pretend not to notice and speak in a normal voice, the suddenly lunge at her and yell as loud as I can (to scare her). It never works, but it's fun. After that I get her a glass of water, and they go away. Does that count as a "home remedy"?

How many colds have you had in the last year?

Maybe one but haven't had a severe cold for at least two or three years. It's thanks to the garlic no doubt.

How many seconds have you spent on Litnet since you first discovered it?

A LOT!

When discussing topics on Litnet how many times have you wanted to punch someone?

Never, although there have been three times when I have broken off interactions permenantly.

How many pages (minimum and maximum) qualifies a work of fiction as a novella?